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Illegal Immigration

In the context of the illegal immigration debate, immigrants are said to add value to our economy by 'doing jobs that Americans don't want to do'. This is reiterated countless times within this debate...
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:46:00 GMT

The Treadmill

What is the fucking deal with people who go use the treadmill at the gym, turn the speed up to 11, and then proceed to hold on with both hands to the console? What are you accomplishing there? Your le...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 07:59:00 GMT

the hair dryer

What could possibly be the attraction of standing in front of the mirror, in the nude, and drying your body off with a hair dryer? What would possess someone to do this in public in the locker room of...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:47:00 GMT

Top 11 Albums of 2006

1. The Thermals, The Blood, The Body, The Machine 2. Mastodon, Blood Mountain 3. Figurines, Skeleton 4. The Rakes, Capture/Release 5. My Chemical Romance, The Black Parade 6. The Sword, Age of Winters...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:28:00 GMT

Top 11 Films/DVDs I saw in 2006

In order of preference: 1.Little Children2.United 933.Borat4.Bubble5.A History of Violence5.Talladega Nights6.Lost: Season 17.Wordplay8.Me and you and Everyone We Know9.Huff: Season 110.Inside Man11.G...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:19:00 GMT

Ladies & Meatheads

When staying as a guest at someone's house, it might be a good idea to tone down the perfume or cologne you wear. This is especially true if there is a roommate in said apartment that you don't know w...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 04:16:00 GMT

Wha?

On my 10 mile run this morning from Agata's place in Queens to my apartment downtown I was told to "put my shirt back on" by some cockfag a few years my junior. I was confused, and I expressed this co...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 07:09:00 GMT

A Brief Festival of Pain

I'm riding up Beekman Street on my bike, headed to the gym, head full of caffeine, more than ready to blow off some steam from the workday. It's 5:15pm so the streets are congested and on this particu...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 17:08:00 GMT

My Morning Candy

The guy I share an office with eats candy for breakfast, everyday. Juicyfruits and Twix seem to be his confections of choice.I know there's something wrong with his sugar habit but I just can't put my...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 08:27:00 GMT