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Jeff

Only dead on the inside.

My Interests

Music:

Queenkstles, Nick Waits and the Spoon Shins, Django Waters, Iggy Bowie, Miles Mingus, Radio/Portis/Lemon/Talking-head(s),etc

Movies:

Crimes and Misdemeanors, Lost in America- anything by Albert Brooks, The Incredibles...

Books:

Anything by Rohinton Mistri, The Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat, Crime & Punishment, Notes from Underground, 100 Years of Solitude, Blindness, Anything by Daniel Clowes, Calvin and Hobbes, Ham & Rye, The Kite Runner, all sorts of stuff, really..

Heroes:

Jimmy Stuart, Bill Watterson, Colossus, Whoever invented peanut-butter.

My Blog

not pregnant. not porn.


Posted by Jeff on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 01:23:00 PST

G.A.T.P.

..">The Gentlemens Assosiation of Tasteful Philanthropy,lends its sizable funds to people like you and me,But their contributions have one condition:You must be worn once a year:at the Gentlemens Conv...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

roy

..">Roy was a volcanowith passion and rage,a genius defined by his torment.Until he met a sweet womanwhose love was a cage,and now he just sits therequite dormant....
Posted by Jeff on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST

Technological Update

DVDs are the new thingies. Once you have your DVDs alls you needs is a player. Theyre called DVD PLAYERS! Now you have both of them. Is that all right? YOU PLUG THEM IN!!! Dont forget. now y...
Posted by Jeff on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:45:00 PST