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Kristen

I am here for Friends

About Me

www.kristenherman.com

My Interests

bringing cats and dogs together.

I'd like to meet:

America!

Music:

Fugazi, Lyle Lovett, Danzig, Bjork, Loretta Lynn, Mark Rivers!

Movies:

Ma Vie En Rose, Bad News Bears, All About Eve, Night of the Hunter, It (with Clara Bow and if you haven't seen it, please do yourself a favor and add it to your netflix), City of God, They Live, Willy Wonka, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (the others SUCK), Toy Story 2, The Iron Giant, Philadelphia Story and no it is not over-rated, ANYTHING and EVERYTHING with Carey Grant, Lakehouse - the most hilariously BAD movie EVER, Short Cuts, Amalie, the Constant Gardener, To Catch a Thief, Brother's Keeper, the Afterlife (Japanese)

Television:

Born Without a Face, Born With Two Heads, Face Eating Tumor, Robert Osbourne's intros on TCM

Books:

Jane Eyre, Harry Potters in this order: 6, 5, 4, 3, 1, 2; Still Life with Woodpecker, The Women's Room, Nature's Metropolis, Clara Bow Biography, All Roald Dahl especially The BFG, Matilda, the Witches. I highly recommend The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime - even my dad liked it and it's not by Sean Hannity so that's unprecidented!

Heroes:

George Washington, Abe Lincoln Millard Filmore and Eddie Pepitone.

My Blog

check out my video!

i figured it out and finally uploaded a video to my page, yo. no puppies fighting kitties this time, but it's still super cute. it's me and mark rivers doing a sketch at the greg behrendt show at larg...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 04:20:00 PST

A Little Perspective

You know those business cards you get like a million of stuck in your fence or your mailbox for tree services, landscaping, handyman, etc.? I saved a big pile and called several dudes to come out and ...
Posted by Kristen on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 11:59:00 PST

Oh, MySpace! Why no "Bottom 8"?

wouldn't that come in so handy? last week my new best friend and i totally had our first fight. what better way could there be to tell the world about it so that our friends could take sides against h...
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 03:20:00 PST

Scat Queen

Bee bopSkiddley-wopOom papa dah!Bus stop in HollywoodYeahRee!Ree!Ree!Skideley-deeSalted nuts in a bag
Posted by Kristen on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 12:22:00 PST

Fictitious Disorders

My 62-year-old mom just got her braces off. Gee whiz! Rubber bands and everything!You see, my mother has a text-book case of Munchausen by Proxy (where mothers make their children sick for attention),...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:48:00 PST

C'mon US Weekly!

Have you guys seen the US Weekly weekly spread "stars they're just like us!"? The evidence they use to back up this claim are awesomely retarded. Photos of stars chewing gum and buying groceries. Oh ...
Posted by Kristen on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST

epiphany!

something dawned on me last night while i was pretending to fuck the keyboard player from the shins up the ass with a bottle of water (half full, guys!)... here it is: i don't need to drink alcohol to...
Posted by Kristen on Sat, 08 Jul 2006 05:32:00 PST

I am totally in love! Or should I say "amour"?

This frog has swept me off my pieds! And they are grande, so it's saying a lot. I wonder what my life would be like if I took him up on his l'offer? I imagine I'd have a poodle and a servant to met my...
Posted by Kristen on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 10:24:00 PST