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Aviva Yael

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About Me

I made this

Everything is Annoying

World traveler, not creepy, nice person, unboring, impatient.

I hate it when people use the word "serendipitous"

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My Interests

Writing, reading about the life and strife of different species, crosswords, St. Barth, eating stuffed Christophine in St. Martin, thrifting road trips, sushi, clean hands, good shoes (tres crucial), freckles, traveling, dancing, laughing really hard, people watching in New York, airports, Mandarin hotel in Singapore, Nicolas Ghesquiere for Balenciaga, everything white, rain, my bikegang of hot chicks NIGHTBIKE, teenageunicorn, Netflix + Lombardi's pizza, eBay, reading to old people, and pretty much enjoying life.

I'd like to meet:


Fucked up teeth, tiny scars, weird noses, loners. Brains. Black Holes. Good storytellers. Wizard people.

Someone who makes me laugh hard and drives a white 1992 Granny Cadillac

Music:

Right now: BEIRUT, Patrick Cleandenim, Jens Lekman, Cass McCombs, The Virgins, classical.

Movies:

Billy the Kid, King of Kong, Funny Game (original), Harry Potter Parking Lot, Word Wars, The Vanishing (original), Little Otik, Tenebrae, Old Boy, New Wave Hookers, The Audition, In the Mood For Love, The Wicker Man (original), Fairwell My Concubine, Raise the Red Lantern, Fantastic Planet, The Dark Crystal, Muppet Movie, The Last Unicorn, Sixteen Candles and all the Scary Movies. Anything Christopher Doyle shoots.

Television:

The Office, Curb, Extras, 'Proj Run'

Books:

Your diary. Its disgusting and obsessive, but its all I've got. Also books about String Theory, Parallels, brain functions, cells, and astrophysics.

Heroes:

My parents, my little brother (genius), Neil DeGrasse Tyson, William Jefferson Clinton, Carl Sagan, Muhammad Yunus.

My Blog

This is all I want

If you feel like it, just do it. Please? PLEASE!?
Posted by Aviva Yael on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 11:54:00 PST

Warning: extremely vomitous material

Right this way dudes
Posted by Aviva Yael on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:29:00 PST

BUY MY BOOK Y’ALL!!!

Pre-orders available at Amazon.com. Woo-hoooo!!!!Just Click HEREI love you....
Posted by Aviva Yael on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 03:48:00 PST

The pal-o-meter

Babes!I saw a pic of you and blah blah blah on the internets. Were you guys touching special areas that night 'cause I intend to offer him my magical spots when I go to LA but if you two are already m...
Posted by Aviva Yael on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 03:22:00 PST

Everything is Annoying

Isn't it?
Posted by Aviva Yael on Sat, 05 Jan 2008 05:31:00 PST

My son is gay. My son. Is gay.

So please come by for a beer and say goodbye to me before I bail to California (til Feb) and sort out this "situation" with my family.HOLIDAY PIZZA PARTY with your favorite hostess AVIVA!!!Friday, Dec...
Posted by Aviva Yael on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 05:24:00 PST

The Virgins fall tour pics are up people!

I finally FINALLY posted the pics from the last tour in October. We lost Danielle's camera that had alot of juicy pictures, some amazing band shots, and friends we saw on the road. Erik thankfully too...
Posted by Aviva Yael on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 03:38:00 PST

Canada: Why Did You Guys Make This Into a Country?

You can expect to hear about this:How The Virgins feel about CanadaDriving through CanadaGetting Gas in Canadaas well as scintillating tour updates like these: What Nick's hair is doingWhy Erik's new ...
Posted by Aviva Yael on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 02:00:00 PST

you will wee yourself

theonion.com/content/opinion/bro_youre_a_god_among_brosand also, of course, this
Posted by Aviva Yael on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:14:00 PST

Walking in a Winter Veevers Land

Hi pals-I'm going on tour with The Virgins again (this time through Canada and the West Coast... ending in Vegas)and I need to sublet my BEAUTIFUL apartment on Sullivan Street (b/t Bleeker/Houston) fo...
Posted by Aviva Yael on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 09:13:00 PST