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MY FIRST TIME

Grown men at Disneyland with mohawks charged and faces pierced feed s'mores funnel cakes to their five year old daughters. Their names are borrowed from albums and popular books about being misunderst...
Posted by dallas on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 04:27:00 PST

VW Cabriolet

I drive with the roof off at night. This makes me wonder why everyone in this Los Angeles or any other place with mostly year round warm temperatures keeps a roof on any car at all. Even ones built wi...
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:23:00 PST

My Funeral

Bury me on a rainy day and bring no umbrellas for shelter. Force my son sing a song and tell stories of how I was. My dashing good looks, the ease with which I pulled my groceries from the shelf, my o...
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:22:00 PST

It pays the bills

Though, like most, he'd anticipated a car accident, Raf died instead filling casts with epoxy resin. Eight inverted fish, scales still gooey, were lined up like holiday punch bowls quivering rings in ...
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:17:00 PST

The Allman Brothers

Once my beard got long enough I gave up wearing a shirt most places. People assumed so much about me as it was, I figured I might as well be comfy. Gets so hot here during the summer. Moist heat. In c...
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:16:00 PST

Youth in revolt

The sky in the photographs of my Winston-Salem, North Carolina is an unfurled bolt of lavender fabric, and the building tops: frozen carousel horses. Bits clamped mid-whinny their lean legs kick towar...
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:15:00 PST

A conversation I once heard in a mosh pit ('93)

BOY 1: Dude, I fucking was like SHIIIITT!!!BOY 2: Yeah, I totally saw.
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:14:00 PST

Deconstruction

I made a movie, but its nine hours long. It weighs thirteen pounds and it only plays in special machines the size of two hall closets. For this youll need to buy a European conversion plug and hire a ...
Posted by dallas on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:10:00 PST