Free Refills, Shaky Cheese, and You |
Considering the factthat I usually ask girls to bring their own mealsand eat them on the futon while I play video games,this pizza place isn't all that bad, is it?
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 20:41:00 GMT |
Because the X-Games Need Sponsors |
If you are in a hurry,I would recommend that you not talk to that guy holding that energy drink. He will most likely want to talkfar more than you are willing to listen.
Posted by on Tue, 05 May 2009 20:33:00 GMT |
Tug of War |
From here on out,
the outcomes of all wars will be determined
by both parties pulling on a single stretch of rope,
seeing which religious group or nation,
can successfully pull the other
into...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 10:30:00 GMT |
Why I Shouldn't Eat Before Bed |
It was just another hot Fourth of July in the southern United States.This one was spent with guys named Harley and Shane drinking drinks out of coolers and throwing various objects across a cul-de-sac...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 20:28:00 GMT |
Bro-Costal |
New York for the employment,Los Angeles for the unemployment.
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 21:46:00 GMT |
Loved and Lost |
Every time I talk to you on the phone,I see someone walking a pug.Every time we're in the midst of an argument,which is often,small muzzle-faced pets are paraded past me,only to be led off into the n...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:10:00 GMT |
Heel to Toe |
A gentleman entered the bank,donning a black ski mask.Although I feared a robbery attempt may be underway,it turns out that the ATM in the lodge was out of order;a long way to walk in ski boots.
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jan 2009 08:04:00 GMT |
Perforated Youth Culture |
Teenagers:Stop piercing your faces.You are making my grandparents nervous.
Posted by on Wed, 29 Oct 2008 08:00:00 GMT |
Happy Columbus Day |
Thank you Christopher Columbus.Before you arrived,there were no good places to eat brunch.
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:09:00 GMT |
Things That Rhyme With Yamaguchi |
I would like to witness Young Jocgoogle searching the term "figure skating"to determine which individualsfrom the history of the professionhe presently touches more "ice" than.
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:20:00 GMT |
