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maya hayuk

lighten up

About Me

i don't see color

My Interests

time travel, sacred symmetry, words that start with "psych_", lens flare, sandwiches, ghost stories, cooking over a campfire, abandoned buildings, hot springs, hot tübz and killer sunsets, wood grain, small animals who use both hands to eat, the mere mention of monkeys, record skips, bacon, las vegas, mimes giving blow jobs, explosions, cubic zirconium, wizards, flourescent beige and safety orange, see-through gatorade, 99 cent stores, naptime, joint ownership, filling out questionnaires on the www

I'd like to meet:

good vibes.speaking of, please say hi before you add me. thanks.

Music:

sweet-n-sappy moustache rock, custom van feel good sing-alongs, noodly guitar feedback 'splosions, sunset prisms of magic light trip the fuck out sounds, psychedelic revolutionary country, fist in the air anthems, non-linear noise, heartbreaky ballads, lowest common denominator pop and shlock, live music, dead music and utter silence. mix tapes to and from friends.

Movies:

time bandits, xanadu, being there, coen brothers, christopher guest, cronenberg, jodorowsky, spike jonze, sophia copola, adom egoyan, ralph bakshi, wong kar wai, john hughes, john waters, seymour butts, darren aronofsky, todd solondz, lars von trier, and pretty much anything with will ferrell, bill murray, parker posey, phillip seymour hoffman or sarah silverman. i'm a total sucker for any ray bradbury or philip k dick adaptations

Television:

haven't been around a tv much, but if i could create my own tv network, it would consist of the following stations: 1. The OC all day all night all right 2. The Bloopers Channel 3. The Mr. Show Channel 4. The David Chappelle Channel 5. The Politically Incorrect Channel 6. Midnight Movie Mania 7. The Hitler Channel 8. The Skin Trade Syndicate 9. Newsworthy News 10. Music TV for Me 11. Pharmaceutical Ads Put To Music = Good Times 12. The Dumpster Divers Network 13. Animals Are People Too Channel

Books:

the dictionary and narnia (until i found out both were right-wing christian propaganda)

Heroes:

you riding a segway

My Blog

ukraine

FREE UKRAINE/ Let's Party.i can't even begin to recount completely what has been happenning in Ukraine, but i feel it's my responsibility to communicate in one or a series of blog posts, since it's wh...
Posted by maya hayuk on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 08:27:00 PST

best fan mail ever

Greetings from The Ancient One Hello Maya I was meandering through cyberspace Enjoying various Freedoms of Expression when a Gentle breeze transported me to the Castle in the mist which is your site....
Posted by maya hayuk on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 07:39:00 PST

Kashmir For President

WE THE UNDERSIGNED BELIEVE THAT ALL NATIONAL ANTHEMS SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH 'KASHMIR' BY LED ZEPPELIN.
Posted by maya hayuk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Political Platform 2008

i'd like to see the world covered in wood grain contact paper and sing in perfect harmony. i'd like to make Kashmir the National Anthem. i'd like the platform i'm speaking from to be covered in wood...
Posted by maya hayuk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what insomnia will do to you

once upon a time, a little girl became a guinea pig for a giant coproration called CORE, who wanted to study her nightmares and see if they could use a kind of electric shock therapy to rid them from...
Posted by maya hayuk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

how many parties?

the more political parties, the more choices, right? i can walk into my supermarket and pick from 20 + brands of detergents, but when it comes to choosing a leader, i have only 2 choices. and the sad ...
Posted by maya hayuk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

am i high?

listenning to an interview with the composer who scored 'Super Size Me' on NPR makes me jones McDonalds so badly i can practically smell the grease in the back of my throat. isn't that movie supposed ...
Posted by maya hayuk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST