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About Me

if you want the serious, check out my blog. i'm awesome. it's true. i paint o.k. pictures which you can check out on www.kyledamonranson.com i cook pretty good. hmmm, i have two cats. i'm a wild man. i guess i have sum dark tendencies which people hate cuz they luv me. i love the west coast. anyway, i'm feeling much better now, thanks. listen to pale hoarse.

My Interests

chicks with strap on's. i like traveling alot and snorkeling but am not rich and so don't do it as much as i would like. i paint purty pictures (purty being subjective) and play music with friends. i watch pure shit on t.v. and that suits me just fine. hafta go on another bike tour like, NOW. mural painting on hot summer days in williamsburg. summer fucking RULES!

I'd like to meet:

maybe cute artists girls, someone not easily offended. raunchy on some level would be great. i mean, c'mon lets have the fub times. sorry for the fub instead of fun but my allergies are really bad today.

Music:

seven pound rat will destroy yer face. i have amazing taste in music. trust me. also repeatable, fhumes, strawberry smog, poison snake lake, egl certs, all that...don't fucking forget "the hallway" where all the magic happens...also, never forget pale hoarse. risen from the ashes of sum pretty shitty times cums sum real sweet music but sad...vholtz, the sword and the sandle, ghost family, randtonio, those hello noisy kids, manson family jams, last legs, ocs (werewolf situation thanks, you made my day!)wade driver and john driver two of my faves...

Movies:

dog day afternoon. sodomania, kwaidon, little big man, showgirls, all greats...

Television:

pure shit. my folks have a satelite thingy and it has like a fucking million channels but i can't even figure out the fucking remote...

Books:

i'm reading the third chimpanzee which is swell. i don't really read fiction anymore. if you read the "duh"vinci code you should probably be killed. actually i take that back. you should definitely be killed.

Heroes:

john stewart, chris rock, richard pryor, jimi hendrix, spock, iggy, hickey, fifty million, the harm reduction community...

My Blog

chopping wood in the woods

i chopped wood in the woods. almost a whole cord. it is unseasonably warm in connecticut but still cold. i used a wedge and a sledge hammer for the big pieces. whole round logs cut down into fire wood...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 08:38:00 PST

they're leaving home

on the way to work yesterday, my boss and i talked about suicide. he was depressed. i told him he should get rid of all his shit and go on a spiritual journey. "fuck yer business. if you hate it, stop...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

photo album

someone said i was glowing tonight. that it wasn't just the sunburn. then another person said it. a lovely young lady i met recently. we had plans to watch a movie. we rode around on our bikes looking...
Posted by kyle on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 03:02:00 PST

the weight

the weight crushes the air from my lungs and makes my arms heavy. "there is so much to do, so much to do." it tastes like granite and copper and smells dull like dust or paper mache. i stare at my roo...
Posted by kyle on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:46:00 PST

sucking dick and cutting the cord

well, life is about to change. i am going to store my "stuff" up and go on tour with pale hoarse. it is amazing to me that even my frugal belongings could be such a burdeon, a fucking noose. i have ne...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:45:00 PST

wish list

i want to write songs next to huge fireplace with a birch log burning bright in an old castle in europe. there will be mounted animal heads on the wall and ancient tapestries. i want to tour in a bus...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 10 May 2007 12:34:00 PST

always shooting yer load

the reception at adobe books was last night. i have post art show depression. it's such an expected thing by now. conjuring up as much creative energy as you can, jerking off fast and furiously and bl...
Posted by kyle on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:19:00 PST

hilarious confessions

one weekend in the dead of winter when i was in highschool, probably 1985 or 86 i went to a max creek show with some friends and bought a sheet of acid. max creek, i am embarrassed to say, was a grate...
Posted by kyle on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:58:00 PST

the unfolding of events involving vehicles

i was looking out the window at dolores park last week while we were mixing the pale hoarse record at jesse's apartment and saw a man with no shirt or shoes and alot of tattoos praising the four corne...
Posted by kyle on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 03:04:00 PST

troubadours and cavaliers

being a poor artist ain't so bad. i am sitting among stacks of old books and statues and plants and copper and bamboo and the smell of old beer and dust and there is andrew mckinley sitting behind the...
Posted by kyle on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 05:14:00 PST