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Jensrocker

guys wanna wife me.

About Me

smart & stupid. serious & silly. sweet & sarcastic.

My Interests

heels, handbags, vodka, and fancy knickers.

I'd like to meet:

good people with bad habits.

Music:

you can sing to me if you'd like.

Movies:

me and netflix .. we got back together.

Television:

i seem to only watch the weather channel.

Books:

i'm gonna make one someday.

Heroes:

my dad and my uncle tim.

My Blog

get rich or die hydratin'

Part 1: The Birth of YouWere you a planned baby?:my mom said she got me from the gypsies. so yeah.Were you the first?: i'm No.1! i'm No.1! i'm No.1! uh yeah.Who was present at your birth?: moms,pops, ...
Posted by Jensrocker on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 08:09:00 PST

in my blog i will

post that i've updated my other blog fancy that.if you're smart you can find the link to my photo site, which i have also updated. in case you're not too smart. or lazy or something....
Posted by Jensrocker on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:51:00 PST

Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What is a Yankee? The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's wort...
Posted by Jensrocker on Fri, 19 May 2006 10:13:00 PST

drinkin' whiskey, watchin' simpsons, makin' out. in that order.

1. What one trait do you like most in a pet? i like dogs. they snuggle you. but then again so does MZ's cats slice. i'm watching her cats & her cable on her comfy couch this weekend. ahhh sweet sweet ...
Posted by Jensrocker on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 11:10:00 PST

tommy o.

ps. i'm outta here on myspace blog, so bookmark the shit out of my new one smellYOUlater...
Posted by Jensrocker on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:43:00 PST

only place i'm drivin'.... is drivin' you crazy.

1. Where were you 12 hours ago? hugging a pillow, most likely snoring. 2. who are you in love with? richard gere circa american gigolo era. sweet piece that one was. 3. What is the latest amount o...
Posted by Jensrocker on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 05:05:00 PST

The time was 6 o'clock on the Swatch watch

top ten today by jensrocks 1. crazy - gnarls barkley 2. stilettos (pumps) - crime mob 3. honey you know where to find me (unfinished studio track) - morrissey 4. party & bullshit - biggie 5. your...
Posted by Jensrocker on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 12:12:00 PST

stuff that people like that i don't like

by jensrockerno 1. black leggings(i only like them on yasi.)no 2. music playing on your myspace page (you create a lovely soundclash when i'm listening to one of my playlists usually entitled somethin...
Posted by Jensrocker on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 12:14:00 PST

ghostface & watermelon

all i wanna listen to , all i wanna eat. oh & make out. springtime makes me wanna eat watermelon, listen to ghostface & make out. not necessarily in that order.
Posted by Jensrocker on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 11:50:00 PST

i've got the internet blowin' up.

"yasi asks" on the hundreds sitecheck out those hundreds dudes while yer at it....
Posted by Jensrocker on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST