Dear Timmy, |
I killed Rambo. I'm insanely sorrry. When your parents took you to Disney World when we were six, and you left him under our care, I thought I could show him a good time by driving him aro...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 01:48:00 GMT |
Dear Britney, |
Dear Brit Brit,This too, shall pass. I Love you bitch and I thought your vma was fly. (period, the end.)Love,B
Posted by on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 22:36:00 GMT |
Dear Ken, I'm Sorry |
Dear Ken Paves,
I am writing to you to apologize for insinuating that you were a publicity whore that should not be so blonde. You are currently in Nueva York promoting your new wearable w...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 15:29:00 GMT |
5 People that need to get hit by the L train |
1. Ken Paves to the 5th degree
Note to Ken: Hello! Ken! Don't think we didn't see you trying to get in every close up in Ashley Simpson's new making of the video....
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 10:19:00 GMT |
The wackness |
Cortizol is wack-Episodes of Oprah that contain serious topics such as AIDS in Africa are wack-Cheyenne is 15 and wack-Leaving newly aquired robots at a bar is wack-Not getting your period until you a...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 14:37:00 GMT |
On the real |
On the real...I don't even really know what a blog is....but fuck it. Currently my dear friend Cat, aka el gato, is talking about how she was thinking about donating her eggs. I told her she might g...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 15:57:00 GMT |
