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I never met a man I didn't like...until I got on MySpace.

About Me

"You know you're getting old when you watch "Billy Jack". . .and you side with the townspeople."-Cody Marley, 2007 Me? Originally, I'm from Franklin, Tennessee. As a child, it was in the country, now it's one of America's richest suburbs. Sadly, none of my family got any of the riches. How's it changed? Last month, on some old farm land where I used to ride horses, I went in a CompUSA. Who do I see? None other than Mr. Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban. He was in the Mac Department downloading ITunes. It was Led Zep's "Whole Lotta Love." Seriously, after he got it to work, he high fived his buddy and shouted "Alright!!!" Ya know, like he'd just discovered the cure for cancer. As I watch this, I couldn't help but think? Ya know, if you've got Nicole Kidman at home and you've got some free time, maybe, just maybe, there's a better way to spend your day than hangin' at the mall. That said, currently, I live in Los Feliz. It's a small hamlet tucked away just beneath the Hollywood Hills. Oh, also, I'm a past Tennessee High School Calf Roping Champion and Team Roping Champion and a regional finalist in the 1991 Schick/Edge Gel National Comedy Search. So, take that!!!

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My Blog

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/25/09

--Talk about inappropriate, today, when Charles Manson follower Susan Atkins died. The doctor? He said? "Oh well, stick a fork in her."
Posted by on Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:04:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/24/09

--The Country Music Hall of Fame is making plans to double in size. Yeah, (insert rotund C&W singer here) wants to visit.
Posted by on Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:04:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/23/09

--In a first, this week, Sarah Michelle Gellar gave birth to a baby. . .that weighed more than the mother.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:19:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/22/09

--In Tennessee, the Department of Energy has allocated $99 million to give 10,000 low-income home owners an "energy saving upgrade. You know, spark plugs and a tune-up.
Posted by on Tue, 22 Sep 2009 15:16:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/21/09

--Heres a surprise. This week in New York, Bernie Madoff's beach house sold for $8 million and it's not a pyramid.
Posted by on Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:17:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/20/09

--This is gross. Yesterday in Florida, a drunk, naked man on a motorcycle got arrested for DUI and indecent exposure and he left skid marks.
Posted by on Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:03:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/19/09

--This week in Washington, the FDIC began selling off toxic assets. First on the list? Season tickets for the Nationals.
Posted by on Sat, 19 Sep 2009 08:40:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/18/09

--Good or bad? In 2009, more Americans are buying hybrid cars. . .to live in. (eh)
Posted by on Fri, 18 Sep 2009 18:16:00 GMT

Cody's Joke of the Day-9/17/09

--Talk about irony, this week in LA, some priceless Andy Warhol art was stolen, by burglars, in and out, in 15 minutes.
Posted by on Thu, 17 Sep 2009 17:46:00 GMT

First Sen. Kennedy...

...now DJ AM. Sad.
Posted by on Sat, 29 Aug 2009 16:19:00 GMT