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Zoltan

It’s hard to act tough when you look like a male librarian

About Me

Im a stand-up comic and im really funny!

My Interests

things that are interesting

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet myself in 10 years and see if im rich and sucessful or a crack whore, anywhere in between would be nice.

Music:

shit that sounds good

Movies:

Shit thats a....movie

Television:

shit thats on TV

Books:

shit thats written

Heroes:

CHRIS FUCKIN FARLEY

My Blog

kites arent as easy as Ben Franklin makes it seem!!

I attempted flying a kite with my 7 year old brother. The 45 minute experiment included me cussing up a storm and him crying and ended with my bro cussing up a storm and me crying. Btw 4 all the neigh...
Posted by Zoltan on Wed, 07 May 2008 06:56:00 PST

Budweiser should ONLY make plastic bottles!

 Last  night October 28th 2007 i was booked to do a set at the famous Bobby D's in Lake Forest. That night the other two comics before me did as well as they could because the...
Posted by Zoltan on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:18:00 PST

Union Tribune Article

  Comedy finds a home at Chicken Pie Diner By Pat ShermanTODAY'S LOCAL NEWS August 8, 2007 SAN MARCOS - Budding San Marcos comedian Zoltan Kaszas recalled testing his comedic mettle last year...
Posted by Zoltan on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 02:55:00 PST

Water Spout

      I just got done watching the local news and they had video of a tornado on a lake in the midwest. They didnt refer to it as a tornado they refered to it as a "water spou...
Posted by Zoltan on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

Bangin A midget

 I want to bang a midget and if someone walks in on it at the right angle my body would block hers out and it would look like im wackin it and then when they call me out on it i can say NO IM NOT...
Posted by Zoltan on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 03:31:00 PST

stone sour funny shit

     It might sound gay but I really like that Stone Sour song "Through Glass" and I surprisingly found out that Stone Sour is composed of slipknot (the dudes with dumbass mas...
Posted by Zoltan on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 05:34:00 PST

Lemons!!

Sometimes life gives you lemons, other times life squirts lemon juice in your eye!!!   ITS TRUE
Posted by Zoltan on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:33:00 PST