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About Me

After 28 years of working in the computer. I have walked away from a fat salary to pursue my dream of performing stand-up comedy. Now, I can only afford Top Ramen and crack whores, sometimes I can get them down to six bucks for around the world. Thanks to my bar tab, it costs me a hundred bucks every time I open mic. I dig the Buddha, but I meditate on anarchy. I hate political correctness. I hate all politicians. I hate all organized religion. I hate all corporations. I believe parents should beat their kids more. I believe in my heart that Condaleezza Rice is a pre-op transsexual. My plan for world peace is to remove every Christian, Jew, and Muslim from the friggin planet. Most of the wars on the planet involves one of those three groups, it only stands to reason that if we get rid these "my god is bigger than your god" idiots, the war will stop.I think Rodney King said it best when he said "Ow Ow Ow, that hurts man, that hurts, Ow Ow, stop hittin me wit dat club pig, gat damn muhfugga.

My Interests

Writing, performing, watching, listening to comedy, producing and writing video, church and blow jobs.

I'd like to meet:

Jim Norton. Bobby D. Opie and Anthony. Anthony Bourdain. Stalker Patti. Robert Duval. Kevin Smith. Bobby Flay. Samuel L. Jackson.

Music:

Tool, James Brown, Nine Inch Nails, The Clash, The Who, Parlament, Muddy Waters, John Lee Hookers, Marilyn Manson, Peter Brotzmann, Jemeel Moondoc, John Coltrane, Toshinori Kondo, William Parker, Hamid Drake.

Movies:

Goodfellas, The Godfather,The Aristocrats, The King of Comedy, Caddyshack, Blazing Saddles, Pulp Fiction, Raging Bull, Comedian, Transexual Patriots

Television:

Cops (the OG of reality TV), CNN & FOX news(where most of the planet's troublemakers and idiots reside, lots of material there) Luckie Louie, Colbert Report, South Park, The Rodney King beating video, or any other video that shows thugs, punks, or idiots getting the shit beat out of them by the cops. More taser videos please Mr. po-liceman.

Books:

So You Want To Be A Woman: A Transsexuals's Guide. by Condoleezza Rice.

My Blog

Do you have colitis?

JC's Colorful Collection of Colitis Ca-Ca. A collection of crap from the commode of the world the internet! Note from JC. This information was compiled from a number of sources. In doing thi...
Posted by John Ceccon on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 09:51:00 PST

Am I liberal or conservative?

Am I liberal or conservative?I'm a registered independent but, I voted for Ronald Regan when he ran against Jimmy Carter (bless his soul), then I voted for Bill Clinton, both terms. (mathematically, ...
Posted by John Ceccon on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 06:43:00 PST

Body modification

I never noticed anything having to do with body modification until the mid seventies when heterosexual men started wearing an ear ring in their left ear. I'm pretty sure disco had something to do with...
Posted by John Ceccon on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 08:59:00 PST

Sister Simeon says I’ve lost my grace!

My first grade teacher Sister Simeon was talking to us about the technical aspects of the soul, venial sins, and mortal sins. She drew this circle on the blackboard. She turned around and said "that's...
Posted by John Ceccon on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 05:49:00 PST

God is pro choice and hates kids!

God hates kidsThis past week-end my neighborhood was invaded by the forces of the religious right. The intersection of Balboa and Genesee was lined with sign wielding anti-abortion protesters on both ...
Posted by John Ceccon on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:36:00 PST

Prayer in school

In my 1st amendment blog there was some discussion about prayer in the schools. Time and time again the Christian right attempts to force their ideology on us in schools, courtrooms, and even on the f...
Posted by John Ceccon on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 07:20:00 PST

Free speech

I've had it. Comedians (especially white male comedians) are under the microscope. Spoken art is under fire and we are not allowed to express ourselvese freely. Political correctness has become the...
Posted by John Ceccon on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:37:00 PST