13 Things I Learned from Lethal Weapon |
1) The LAPD has the most laid back psychological evaluation ever; being openly suicidal does not affect job security or assignment.2) Jumping through a glass window hurts, but only slightly.3) Gun sho...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 15:05:00 GMT |
21 Guns - A Short Story |
21 GunsA twenty-one gun salute isn't exactly what it's advertised to be. It is actually just seven guns fired three times. The detail of soldiers folded an American flag and handed it stoically to my ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 17:07:00 GMT |
The Power of Words |
Words are so powerful, they hold within them so much meaning. When working in concert they form sentences, each word holding up the foundation striking a perfect balance. Removing one word can collaps...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 01:18:00 GMT |
New Sexual Position: "The Rushmore" |
After much research, testing, and ingenuity I have invented a new sexual position called "The Rushmore". The Rushmore is performed when a man receives oral sex from 4 women. One of the women must wear...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 14:39:00 GMT |
Shitty Christmas Gifts |
Every year it happens, the Christmas season comes and we are inundated with the need to feel cheerful and giving. On that fine morning of December the 25th we come bounding down the stairs hearts full...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 07:37:00 GMT |
What clothes would say if they could talk... |
1) Any shirt with a 'funny' slogan on it would say, "Hahaha, that's what she said! Am I right guys? Please for the love of God somebody like me!"
2) Men's pink polos would say, "Oh my god! H...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 15:32:00 GMT |
Velociraptor Research and Revelations |
The conclusion to my thorough analysis and research on velociraptors has yielded some new and interesting facts about the velociraptor that had thus far been undiscovered by so called "paleontologists...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 00:06:00 GMT |
