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Jon Heffley

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About Me

Jon Heffley began stand up comedy in his senior year at Purdue University, and began doing it seriously when he moved to San Diego in August, 2004. He mostly enjoys the process of sharing what he thinks is funny about himself and the world in a way everyone can understand.

Jon also performs improv with San Diego Theatre Sports and sketch comedy with The Pearl Street Players of North County.

Jon is using this page to share his recordings, as well as shamelessly promote himself.


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I have been doing stand up for 4 years now today...

I will not be "celebrating" ...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 03:13:00 PST

why can’t the subject line be blank?

Just forget about the stuff I was talking about earlier, I know you don't get it, and it's fine.  I thought that it would be easier to get across to people.  That's how stupid I was. So it g...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 04:58:00 PST

I’m not sure how to explain this to you...

Perhaps it would be of some relief to know that I don't have to explain it to you?  Fair enough?It seems to me that the general populace (i.e., my blog-boosters!  Heff-Blog Dogs!) breaks it ...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 10:44:00 PST

Revelations: Good News & Bad News

..> (Yes, this is a bit religious, but it's what I believe and it has since made me the happiest person I could ever be, and I want to share that.  That's what religion is supposed to be!) Her...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 02:13:00 PST

Last chance to see me perform...

at the FunHouse on El Cajon Blvd.First Annual Improv Festival May 18, 19, 20Yes, The FunHouse is closing its doors to our space on El Cajon Blvd, but we are going out with a bang. A weekend of our fun...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Wed, 16 May 2007 09:31:00 PST

Kurt Vonnegut is up in Heaven now...

That's one of Kurt Vonnegut's jokes that he told about his predecessor, Dr. Isaac Asimov, the Honorary President of the American Humanist Association. I'm not the only one using that quote for his dea...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

It was good while it lasted&

My reign of unemployment has come to an end.  I have obtained employ at my last company, though everyone that I used to work with has left.  It's a completely different company.  I thin...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 10:33:00 PST

The only logical conclusion...

I've been doing a lot of soul searching lately, trying to figure myself out so I can get along with people better.  I think I've figured out my true nature, and the very core of who I am. I am an...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 02:54:00 PST

I finally figured out...

Why being cold in San Diego is so harsh by comparison to colder locations: this entire city is not built for winter!  Nothing is designed to keep heat in.  There's very few pl...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 03:56:00 PST

Today was a good day...

Today, I got to stand up for a friend, and defend his talent.  I also got to validate my integrity.  There are few days when you know that you could've pussied out.  Very rarely can you...
Posted by Jon Heffley on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 01:46:00 PST