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Sharon Barragan

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About Me

I'm a stand-up comic. Although being funny is a great defense mechanism, I'm not "on" all the time.Most people call me Fuckin' Sharon, not because I am constantly having sex, but because of the unexpected shit I say. They call me a whore because I'm constantly having sex. If I were a Disney character, I'd be called Trampolina. It's not my fault. I'm witty and sexual and guys dig it.I haven't had a boyfriend in over a decade, due to a beard and some Daddy issues, but thanks to laser I'm half way to being ready for it. I'm extremely down to earth and low maintenance. I'll wear jeans and sneakers anywhere!I come from a solid fam and bring that love into everthing I do. I have great friends, a relationship with my son who I gave up 16 years ago, a kick ass brand new day job, and a bit of a drinking problem, what more could I ask for?!CHECK ME OUT IN ERIC SCHWARZ'S LATEST VIDEO "LEAN LIKE A GRINGO" Lean Like a Gringo
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Yo momma, Conan O'Brien, Eminem, Mos Def, Common, Charo, Tyson Beckford, Fat Joe, Redman, Russell Simmons, my Prince Charming, Corey Maggette, Cuttino Mobley Alan Iverson, Katt Williams, I met Pharrell but would dig a real conversation with that dude...musical talent and athletic ability is a turn on

My Blog

14 Hours

I've never considered myself to be super religious. I belive in God and Heaven and I am not afraid of what dreams may come.  But over the past two years I became a Godmother, found myself going to mas...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 10:40:00 GMT

Three's A Charm.

Okay, so, by now I think we are all aware of the fact that I have been single for about 13 years now.  Yes the three does belong after the one. 13 years of which 6 were spent on speed, 10 were spent w...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 16:18:00 GMT

VEGAS OR BUST

eI am really looking forward to going to Vegas this weekend.  I haven't been since July of '07 which was by far the best trip to Vegas thus far...so let's just say, I have a LOT of pent up partyi...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 12:23:00 GMT

Blah Blah Blog

I originally posted this as a bulletin, but since it got such a good response I decided to make it a blog...enjoy. So, I went to see the Sex And The City movie on opening night...The movie was predict...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:49:00 GMT

hmm

So, I'm not really sure what to think.  So, I'm not gonna think about it.   It is that simple.   
Posted by on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 22:02:00 GMT

Gone Fishin'

I spent all day on tuesday with a guy.  He came over to my house with marijuana at my drunken slight urging.  I wasn't slightly drunk, I was slightly urging.  In the morning when I wok...
Posted by on Wed, 31 May 2006 17:58:00 GMT

WONDER WOMAN!

IF LINDSAY FUCKING LOHAN GETS THE NEW WONDER WOMAN ROLE I WILL STARVE MYSELF TO DEATH JUST LIKE NICOLE RICHE!  IT WAS "WONDER WOMAN" EMPHASIS ON THE WOMAN PART, AT LEAST 27 YEARS OLD!!! I WILL BO...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 16:11:00 GMT

Mother's Day

Happy Mother's Day...that goes out to all the Grandmas(Great and Great Great too), Real Moms, Step Moms, Singel Moms, Adoptive Mom's, legal guardians, MILFs and Birthmothers. "Birthmother Sharon" is w...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

Hugs not Drugs

talk me out of it...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

where ya at?

ran into some people that i used to know, people that i barely know but have met before, people that i dont remember meeting...most of these encounters had the same result; them asking me where i'm at...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT