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About Me

I'M NOT A COMEDIAN, I'M A HUMORIST. I DON'T TELL JOKES, AND PEOPLE DON'T LAUGH AT ME (AT LEAST I THINK THEY DON'T). I FIND HUMOR IN LIFE, SOMETIMES WHERE NOTHING IS FUNNY, AND PEOPLE LAUGH WITH ME. I AM A ROUGE AGENT OF THE LIGHT AND THE DARK, SOMETIMES I LURK IN PLACES PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO GO (NEW JERSEY). I AM A HECKLER OF THE NORMALS AND A SLAYER OF THE ARROGANT ROAD PIGS. I HAVE NO FAITH IN "SYSTEMS" AND I STAY AWAY FROM ISMS AND CISMS. I'M JUST A FREAKY, FREAK, HANGING WITH FREAKS, EVERY FREAKING DAY. SO FREAK ON!

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My Interests

Hmmmm let's see... I'm interested in: interesting people, interested people, people interested in interesting people. I like to people watch sometimes, especially outside Wal-Mart, there are some VERY interesting people at Wal-Mart, but I don't invite them to my house. I'm "outwardly" crazy so people tend to leave me alone and let me do what I want to do (except the cops). My interests are actually very simple: Nei Jia and Wai jia Kung Fu (internal and external). Tai Chi Chuan - Qui Gong, Hsing I, Pa Kua and I use the energy in everything that I do. I invented my own martial arts style called "ANGEL STYLE" and am the Creator of "INFINITY BLADE". I love to cook, I love to expose corrupt officials and bring them to justice, I love to skydive, base jump, love to cook orgasm food! enjoy fine herbs, I love to make people laugh and THINK, English comedy (I get it), WORKING OUT!! WORKING OUT!! WORKING OUT!! The beach day and night, the woods day and night! doing "things" in odd places ;) playing with my sword, petting my Puffy, flying=in the air or on the ground, got a HEMI, educating the ignorant, city nightlife, country stars, love shopping, ART-CREATING IT AND VIEWING IT, motorcycles-riding, being evil s-o-m-e-t-i-m-e-s and others - being damn good!

I'd like to meet:

All cool people!

Music:

I LOVE ALL MUSIC, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HAVE A "TWANG" OR CONTAIN "PRODUCT PLACEMENT"

Movies:

ANYTHING LIVING DEAD, HORROR, COMEDY, ADVENTURE/ACTION, DOCUMENTARY, ENTROPY. NO DRAMA, FANTASY, AND NONE OF THAT BRAD PIT CRAP EITHER!

Television:

I DON'T REALLY WATCH TV EXCEPT FOR THE WEATHER CHANNEL. I LOVE TO WATCH A GOOD STORM, ESPECIALLY HURRICANE COVERAGE. I'M WAITING FOR THE DAY THAT JIM CANTORE GETS CRUSHED BY A FALLING WATER TOWER, A FLYING VOLVO, A NO PARKING SIGN FLINGING THROUGH THE AIR TO THE HEAD, OR EVEN MARY POPPINS' UMBRELLA, WHATEVER! AS LONG AS IT HAPPENS WHILE I'M WATCHING WITH MY BOWL OF HOT-AIR KETTLE POP-CORN. OTHERWISE I LIKE MY HOGAN'S HEROS DVD'S, KING OF THE HILL, AND OF COURSE RED DWARF!

Books:

I ONLY READ NON-FICTION.

Heroes:

MARTIN LUTHER KING JR - CORETTA KING, LAO TZU, JESUS AND MARY CHRIST, GEORGE WASHINGTON, HENRY KNOX, BOB MARLEY, JEAN LAFITTE, SIMON WIESENTHAL, MALCOLM X, PHILLIS WHEATLEY AND ANYONE THAT UNDERSTANDS WHERE THEY ARE IN THE CIRCLE.

My Blog

GOT JUICED???

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE A SOCIOPATH??? SOONER OR LATER YOU GET CAUGHT AT SOMETHING! LAS VEGAS (AP) - Jurors had been told to ignore what they knew about O.J. Simpson's past, but for many observe...
Posted by OFFICIAL MICHAEL ANGLEY SITE michaelangley.com on Sun, 05 Oct 2008 02:33:00 PST

Cats on a bank-owned roof: Bobcats claim foreclosed house

THIS STORY IS GREAT! NATURE TAKING BACK THE LAND, AND A NICE HOUSE INCLUDED! http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/laland/2008/09/bobcats-on-a- ba.html The foreclosure market is getting wild in Lake Elsinore...
Posted by OFFICIAL MICHAEL ANGLEY SITE michaelangley.com on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:10:00 PST

BIDEN YOUR TONGUE, AND PALIN OUT THE SINKING MCCAIN SHIP!

For weird times you also have to get weird. Hunter Thompson used to say "It hasn't gotten weird enough for me yet" although he blew his brains out perhaps the weirdness was catching up to him. This el...
Posted by OFFICIAL MICHAEL ANGLEY SITE michaelangley.com on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 10:52:00 PST

BARACK OBAMA CHOOSES HILLARY CLINTON AS V.P. RUNNING MATE, RIGHT????

OF COURSE Barack Obama presidential hopeful will choose Hillary Clinton for VP, RIGHT??? WRONG!!!! Barack chooses Sen. Joe Biden???? There is really no other choice but Hillary. Hillary has exper...
Posted by OFFICIAL MICHAEL ANGLEY SITE michaelangley.com on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 03:32:00 PST

www.michaelangley.com

This is my website www.michaelangley.com awesome quality clips and lots of other things! Check it out!!
Posted by OFFICIAL MICHAEL ANGLEY SITE michaelangley.com on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 07:58:00 PST

GEORGE CARLIN DEAD AT 71

George Carlin has bit the big one at the tender age of 71 (same age as John McCain)! I think he was funny-ish, but not a belly laugh, that's just my taste. I have heard him lash out against the machin...
Posted by OFFICIAL MICHAEL ANGLEY SITE michaelangley.com on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:32:00 PST