real quick |
so I went out with my buddy, his fiance and her friend the other night. we did some drinking and I ended up hooking up with the fiances friend on their couch. Now in my defense she was a little chunky...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:20:00 GMT |
new years eve |
So its actually a pretty boring new years and it ends with me not getting laid. So dont expect this to be a porn so put your dicks away you homos... I met up with my only 2 single friends an...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jan 2009 16:22:00 GMT |
i held back... never again |
I am never holding back again. im so pissed at myself because when I got off work today and went to talk to my buddy who was bartending and this fat horrible woman was sitting at the bar having a coff...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 04:14:00 GMT |
guitar comedy |
So ive been working on some songs to add to my stand up comedy shows and here are some of the song titles ive been working on. Let me know what you think....
1. I knew it was you because I could smell...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:43:00 GMT |
