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Steve Marmel

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About Me

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My Interests

Since this is how people find your stuff:Disney, Jetix, Yin Yang Yo!, Fairly Oddparents, Danny Phantom, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken.Comic Books, Anime, Comedy, Cartoons, Disney, Jetix.And thus ends the self promoty part. :)Other interests?Comic books, anime, cigars, the occasional stupid Saturday night, the '56 Thunderbird (but to be fair, it's my wife's), Halo2, Lan Parties, and Bourbon. Oh my lord, do I like Bourbon. Pappy Van Winkle, you are my hero.And my dog, which rules my world.

I'd like to meet:

The guy who hijacked my website and spammed my friend list. And then, I'd like to see if the whole boot can go up the ass, or it would just stop where the laces ended.

Music:

Anything and everything, except dumb guy country.

Movies:

Ah, what's new.LOVED:Hot FuzzHATED:Spider-Man 3EXCITED ABOUT:Knocked up. Transformers. Fantastic Four: Rise Of The Silver Surfer (because the Silver Surfer is cool, and even though I didn't see the first movie and I know in my heart that this one will be ass, I'll still see it.)

Television:

24, Teen Titans, Justice Daily Show, Colbert Report, Boondocks, The Venture Brothers, Lost, 24, Family Guy. And yeah, American Idol. (Fine, I admit it)

Books:

Most anything published by DC Comics, Marvel Comics, Wildstorm and some Image.And anything Oprah recommends. She makes reading accessibile to Moms!

Heroes:

I have multiple heroes. Work heroes, who through their belief in me, have saved and changed my life. If I named them, I'd run out of space.So... very basically: Tom Leherer, Mike Royko, Ellen Cockrill for being the first person to get me OUT of stand up into writing, Bob Boyle for getting me out of where I was and moving me to where I am, my Mother for backing showbusiness in her own way, and most importnatly my wife... who I loved 7 months before I even met her.

My Blog

Bygones

Hey, I get it."Fundamentalist Latter Day Saints" do not represent current, actual "Latter Day Saints."In my zeal to joke, I was not clear. And, to be fair, until I got a few choice words from readers...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 12:34:00 PST

Hurray for Cousin F***ers!

SAN ANGELO, Texas - The mothers of children removed from a polygamous sect's ranch in West Texas after an abuse allegation are appealing to Gov. Rick Perry for help, saying some of their children have...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:19:00 PST

When McCain wins...

...and trust me, at this point, as annoying as it is to say it...It will be Hillary Clinton, pushing her agenda through Pennsylvania, extending this race much longer than it needed to be extended and ...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:20:00 PST

Bitter much?

These are bitters.This is the guy who made them an election issue.Damn it. Look, I've been to Pennsylvania, and... I can't say I totally disagree with Obama here. The week I spent in Pittsburgh was t...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:55:00 PST

I thought Christians weren’t supposed to worship false idols?

So, I watch American Idol. And I'm Jewish.You wouldn't imagine those two things wouldn't be conflicting, but guess again. In Idol's continuing attempt to aim their dart at a middle-american bullse...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 09:50:00 PST

Oprah + Obama < Oprah

Gleaned from WONKETTE. So click over and check the site out.Thanks to her support for Barack Obama, Oprah Winfrey is now one of the most reviled women in America. In her presidential endorsement the ...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:37:00 PST

Idol Gives Back

Am I the only one who watched this and wanted to actually take food FROM kids?Jesus, what a horror.
Posted by Steve Marmel on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 08:28:00 PST

Oh, McCain... those were the days, werent they?

NOTE: IF YOU CAN’T READY THIS... ARE YOU USING THE UPGRADED SARAFI?!? A little evening side project....
Posted by Steve Marmel on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 01:41:00 PST

Madonna steps on Britney’s possible grave for publicity.

Madonna on Britney: ’Let’s go save her’Fri Mar 28, 4:16 PM ETNEW YORK - Madonna wants the media to leave Britney Spears alone. "They need to step off," she told the "Yo on E!" satell...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 05:33:00 PST

New Video: Gay 4 Obama!

I didn’t have anything to do with this, but I am spreading the word: ...
Posted by Steve Marmel on Thu, 27 Mar 2008 12:30:00 PST