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Jenée

Jenée

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I STILL HATE MYSPACE

But it seems to be the only way anybody knows how to keep in touch these days so here I am. For those who don't know me or for those who do and are wondering where the hell I've been lately... After years of touring as a standup comic, I fell into an even seedier career: professional poker player. I play mostly online tournaments. Any job you can do from your bed, your toilet or even your shower (done that a couple times) is a great job. That's right- life's primo jobs are Internet poker player and hooker. I still work the road a bit but don't have much use for LA's 10 minute showcase spots. I maintain a blog called People are Idiots. It's probably about you so please, check it out.

Who I'd like to meet:

God. It's the only way to make me a believer.

Who I don't want to meet:

The three bachelors sent to me by misMatch.com

Bachelor ..1

Bachelor ..2

Bachelor ..3

Current top 8:

Kindred spirits
Jenée has 1.3 friends. Female
3 years old
La La Land
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Last login: 2/3/42
Good Clean Family Fun:

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    I can't believe one of the marital status options is "swinger." Back in the heyday of Studio 54, we had to ply our conquests with ridiculous amounts of coke before making that awkward proposition. You kids have it too easy today.
TV/Music
    Lost, Arrested Development, South Park, The Office, Weeds, Reno 911
    Green Day's "American Idiot" blows me away.
Jenée's MySpace Groups
    Mormon Dudes/Dudettes ROCK!!
    Crazy Sexy Jews
    Gassy Incontinent Seniors
    I Slept With Paris Hilton And All I Got Was This Lousy Herpes Virus (And A Solid 40 Minute Tape)
    Pro-Life Republicans Who Support Capital Punishment
Jenée's Details
Status: pregnant and scared
Here for: five minutes then I'm out
Body type: isosceles
Sign: no parking
Occupation: comic/ poker player/ writerJenée's Schools
ITT Technical 1953- 2006
Degree: Associates It took me 53 years but now I can fix the shit out of your transistor radio!

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My Blog

Why Buy When You Can Lease?

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Why Buy When You Can Lease?.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:51:00 PST

United in Dryness

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: United in Dryness.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 11:22:00 PST

Barack Obama: Son Of A...

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Barack Obama: Son Of A....Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:19:00 PST

She Bangs...But Won’t Be Banging Him

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: She Bangs...But Won't Be Banging Him.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:31:00 PST

Things That Make Me Happy 213

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Things That Make Me Happy 213.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 09:07:00 PST

Three Minutes In Hollywood

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Three Minutes In Hollywood.Check it out.
Posted by Jenée on Tue, 12 Aug 2008 04:46:00 PST

Nobody Should Put Baby On The Cover

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Nobody Should Put Baby On The Cover.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 02:08:00 PST

15 Minutes In Hollywood

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: 15 Minutes In Hollywood.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 01:34:00 PST

Night Tremors

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Night Tremors.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:53:00 PST

Shark Week!

My latest post on People are Idiots is up: Shark Week!.Check it out....
Posted by Jenée on Tue, 29 Jul 2008 03:43:00 PST