What am I interested in? Well I'll try to keep this as pretentious as possible: I'm not too bright of a bulb, but I love physics. Quantum and Astral. I love it. I would have liked to have been a scientist. Maybe next time.
Willie Nelson. Outlaw. Mistake Maker. Artist. Poet. Pot Smoker. Domino Player.
So... I made you this mixed tape.
I listen to Guy Clark, Patty Griffin, Motley Crue, Seether, Audioslave, John Prine, Buck Owens, Bari Koral, I recently discovered the wonders of Tool-- absolutely brilliant work and I'm sorry I am late to the party. I like Tom Petty, They Might Be Giants, the theme to The Jeffersons, Aretha Franklin, Sam Cooke, Snoop, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson and AC/DC and The Drop Kick Murphys, and Social Distortion and... jesus do we have time for this really??? I think no. We get it Kristine, you're essentially a music slut. No real discernable taste whatsover and possibly a market research nightmare. Right.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.
Not if I can help it.
yes
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristine/ mamu
Birthday: August 17, 1970
Birthplace: Portland, Oregon
Current Location: didn't move far
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blondie
Height: 5'5"???6?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty (Lefty Loosey)
Your Heritage: human?
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: love
Your Fears: nothing anymore; everything I fear happens to me
Your Perfect Pizza: if it's pizza, it's perfect
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: goal? life ain't soccer, baby.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Yeah, I'll do that." and "I told you that bitch was crazy."
Thoughts First Waking Up: again?
Your Best Physical Feature: mi po-po
Your Bedtime: N/A
Your Most Missed Memory: my children as babies.
Pepsi or Coke: makers
McDonalds or Burger King: burgerville
Single or Group Dates: i haven't been on a date since the reagan administration
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: the fat woman's answer is always: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: BY THE HAND OF ZUES! yes.
Do you Sing: i apologize first
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on how hard i'm gettin rocked, tiger.
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: nope, just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: dad doesn't talk to me and mom drinks. so yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i'm kinda good at three of them, not really good at any
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is this a joke?
In the past month have you Smoked: is this for teenagers??
In the past month have you been on Drugs: seven year olds??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: fuckin BABIES?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: RETARDS?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: well it's not like i'm keeping a diary of it... but probably
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: see oreos
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lets just say in the spring i shed my fur coat
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts
Ever been Drunk: I'll show you my pooper for a dollar
Ever been called a Tease: no, if I like you enough to make out with you, I'll probably do it with you.
Ever been Beaten up: a little but the other guys looked worse
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: slowly, with months to plan and time enough to get sick of being sick.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am 35
What country would you most like to Visit: Utah
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: don't care
Weight: don't care
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't know
Number of CDs I own: don't know
Number of Piercings: nose, ears
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well as long as i don't get pregnant anymore... so far so good.
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