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Kristine Levine

I'm gonna live the life I sing about in my song

About Me

Kristine Levine, aka, mamu. My mother raised me on song lyrics and cliches. I believe, that I just may be the luckiest girl in the world. My friends and family are my treasure. I was born a pornclerk. I turned into a standup comedian. And then I was reincarnated into a radio show producer. My ghost likes to write things in the dark. I got more where that came from, but thats enough to get us started.

I made this MySpace Music Player at MyFlashFetish .com.

My Interests

What am I interested in? Well I'll try to keep this as pretentious as possible: I'm not too bright of a bulb, but I love physics. Quantum and Astral. I love it. I would have liked to have been a scientist. Maybe next time.

perspective



from mercury to vv cephei
I love lots of other stuff too. From knitting to drinking unfortunate amounts of whiskey. Physics is the only thing that qualifies as an interest; everything else, if I like it, I do it, which moves it from the realm of "interest" to "activity" and since I can't actually split atoms in my house or at the bar, it remains an "interest."

I'd like to meet:


Willie Nelson. Outlaw. Mistake Maker. Artist. Poet. Pot Smoker. Domino Player.

Music:

So... I made you this mixed tape.

I listen to Guy Clark, Patty Griffin, Motley Crue, Seether, Audioslave, John Prine, Buck Owens, Bari Koral, I recently discovered the wonders of Tool-- absolutely brilliant work and I'm sorry I am late to the party. I like Tom Petty, They Might Be Giants, the theme to The Jeffersons, Aretha Franklin, Sam Cooke, Snoop, Dolly Parton, Johnny Cash and Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson and AC/DC and The Drop Kick Murphys, and Social Distortion and... jesus do we have time for this really??? I think no. We get it Kristine, you're essentially a music slut. No real discernable taste whatsover and possibly a market research nightmare. Right.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Movies:



Have you seen The Point?

Arrow
The Color Purple. "Does your pa love you? My pa loves me. He just don't know it yet."
Labrynth. Neverending Story. Princess Bride. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Nightmare Before Christmas.
I hated The Notebook.
Office Space. If I ever have a career as a film maker, and I could only make one movie my whole life, I hope I could make a movie like this one. It's just a good movie and that's all I ever hope to do, make good things.
Run Ronnie Run.

Television:

Not if I can help it.

Books:

yes

Heroes:


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristine/ mamu
Birthday: August 17, 1970
Birthplace: Portland, Oregon
Current Location: didn't move far
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blondie
Height: 5'5"???6?
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty Tighty (Lefty Loosey)
Your Heritage: human?
The Shoes You Wore Today: converse
Your Weakness: love
Your Fears: nothing anymore; everything I fear happens to me
Your Perfect Pizza: if it's pizza, it's perfect
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: goal? life ain't soccer, baby.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Yeah, I'll do that." and "I told you that bitch was crazy."
Thoughts First Waking Up: again?
Your Best Physical Feature: mi po-po
Your Bedtime: N/A
Your Most Missed Memory: my children as babies.
Pepsi or Coke: makers
McDonalds or Burger King: burgerville
Single or Group Dates: i haven't been on a date since the reagan administration
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: the fat woman's answer is always: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: sometimes
Do you Swear: BY THE HAND OF ZUES! yes.
Do you Sing: i apologize first
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: no
Do you want to get Married: no
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: depends on how hard i'm gettin rocked, tiger.
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: nope, just a freak
Do you get along with your Parents: dad doesn't talk to me and mom drinks. so yeah.
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: i'm kinda good at three of them, not really good at any
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: is this a joke?
In the past month have you Smoked: is this for teenagers??
In the past month have you been on Drugs: seven year olds??
In the past month have you gone on a Date: fuckin BABIES?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: RETARDS?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: well it's not like i'm keeping a diary of it... but probably
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: see oreos
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: lets just say in the spring i shed my fur coat
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hearts
Ever been Drunk: I'll show you my pooper for a dollar
Ever been called a Tease: no, if I like you enough to make out with you, I'll probably do it with you.
Ever been Beaten up: a little but the other guys looked worse
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: slowly, with months to plan and time enough to get sick of being sick.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am 35
What country would you most like to Visit: Utah
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: don't care
Favourite Hair Color: don't care
Short or Long Hair: don't care
Height: don't care
Weight: don't care
Best Clothing Style: don't care
Number of Drugs I have taken: don't know
Number of CDs I own: don't know
Number of Piercings: nose, ears
Number of Tattoos: 5
Number of things in my Past I Regret: well as long as i don't get pregnant anymore... so far so good.
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My Blog

Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman...

Two men I love, Doug Stanhope and Andy Andrist, are coming to Portland on Saturday night. I'll be with them. Plus musical guest, the ecclectic and sensual Trial By Fire. It'll be an entertainment orgy...
Posted by mamu on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:07:00 PST

Come on it's time to go.

Ah.  Stand up comedy, no cover.  Just the way god intended. Lonnie Bruhn, myself, Ron Osborne, and a couple funny fresh faces are doing a free show tonight at Cosmos on 62nd and Foster. That...
Posted by mamu on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:52:00 PST

Week One

Dear Diary,  My first week on my own as been pretty busy, and a little isolated at the same time.  Every day I tried to get out and do something I haven't done for awhile or ever. &nbs...
Posted by mamu on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:44:00 PST

Day One

Dear Diary, Today I walked the East Something Esplanade.   I didn't even know it existed.  I'd seen pictures of the Vera Katz Statue before, but had no idea where she was.  I alwa...
Posted by mamu on Tue, 08 May 2007 08:16:00 PST

All these things that I've done

Until you do right by me?  Everything you even think about is gonna fail. Tick tock.      ...
Posted by mamu on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

I'm really gonna miss her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FKdHmuHCfY
Posted by mamu on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 01:19:00 PST

2007: Take it to the Limit

One More Time. I have always wondered, to whom was this song written?  Writers know who they want to hear them -- even if they don't know why they're reaching out in the first place.  I alw...
Posted by mamu on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 05:22:00 PST

Ghost of Christmas Past: Where all good men are trampled down

I wrote this essay when I was still working as a pornclerk.  I read it now and remember the despair.  I'm happy to be free of it, but it's always good to remember where we came from. &n...
Posted by mamu on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:59:00 PST

So this is Christmas. And what have you done?

What have I done.  What didn't I do?  I cried too much, but I laughed more.  I won some, but I lost some too.  I got wrecked and then recovered.  Salvaged, more like it. ...
Posted by mamu on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:07:00 PST

"I'd do the stars with you any time."

I wanted to write a review of my shows last week, but someone else beat me to it.  Thank you for saving me the work, my dear; you're much kinder to me than I would have been.  &nbs...
Posted by mamu on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:57:00 PST