About Me

i'm a stand up comic living in portland,oregon. i am originally from tennessee. im chasing my dream of being a stand up comic, right now the pay aint great, but i love what i do. "do what you love and the money will follow" right ? no wife, no exwives, no kids, no problems haha. iv traveled all around the world because i was an army brat and i still love traveling. iv been blessed with meeting some really great people through comedy and i love to make people laugh. i believe in God, but dont subscribe to any organized religion, cuz anytime you get a group of people thinkin the same thing , are they REALLY thinking ? iv read religuos texts from allah and buddah and those dudes are in good standing with me. i love reading history and i dabble in political discussions from time to time. i used to have asperations for politics but i think id rather just become a dictator instead. i love having a good time, and i love a good party, bring forth the dancing girls !!! i'm the type of guy il do anything for my friends and if i say im going to do something il do it or break my neck trying. my favorite comedians are bill hicks sam kinison and richard pryor. i love music, all kinds as long as it IS NOT PREPACKAGED POP BULL SHIT ie NKOB britney spears, n stynk, back door boys, etc. so if theres anything else ? feel free to ask.

My Interests

Comedy, Music, Movies, History, Politics, Comedy, Books

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks, Sam Kinison, Bill Clinton Jimi Hendrix Stevie Ray Vaughn, David Cross, Dave Chapelle, Jesus, Mary magdeline, Heidi Fleiss

Music:

everything and anything with the exception of boy/girl bands. britney and nstank must die RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE Public Enemy Johnny Cash anything that pisses off the man

Movies:

DEvil's ADvocate, Star Wars, Star Trek, Cool Hand Luke, Animal House, Big lebowski, GLory, Training Day South Park,Patton anything funny.

Television:

South Park, Dave Chappelle NFL and College Football, not much else worth watching other than anthropy

Books:

The ARtist WAy. Brain Droppings. American Scream

Heroes:

Watch Videos:

AENIMA (Tool)

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My Blog

DID YOU KNOW ???

Did you Know that Carlos Menstealia has a new special coming out ? Yupp. Did You Also Know that you can get aids from a prostitute ? Did You Know that you can snort meth that you made in your own toil...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 14 May 2008 01:57:00 PST

Locks Of Love

Some of you might have noticed i've been growing my hair out. and last night, i decided i will not trim or cut my hair or style it for a long time, ive decided to grow it out and donate it to locks of...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:07:00 PST

Kiss Me I’m Shitfaced And I Got A Show

Happy Saint Patrick’s Day !!! I hope All Yall plan on getting hammered with me today at O’mally’s off 63 n foster around 8 tonite !!! A couple of buddies and myself are performing so...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 07:51:00 PST

Al Capone Knew How To Celebrate Sappy Holidays

FUCK VALENTINES DAY this is a classic post, but since the sappy crappy shithole holiday is around the corner&n...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:28:00 PST

In Honor Of My Father

My dad has been gone for 15 years now. even though its close to 2 decades, it still feels like yesterday most days. some days, its like a lifetime ago. but i dont obsess over how long its been, ...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 01:22:00 PST

Seasons Greetings

Happy Holidays folks !!! i say Holidays cuz apparently if i just say christmas, jews, pagans, and people who dont like jesus or celebrate kwanza, new light year(the last one is a star wars chr...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 12:16:00 PST

Funniest Bulletin EVER

Planning for the fall football season in the South is radically different than up North. For those who are planning a football trip South, here are some helpful hints. Women's Accessories: NORTH: Cha...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:42:00 PST

Babies can suck titties in public WHY CANT I ????

A friend of mine had this bullitin on myspace about breast feeding in public. i still can't believe there are idiot motherfuckers who are offended by this. REALLY !?!?!?! ARE YOU SURE ?? first off, i'...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:12:00 PST

NFL Predictions

Its close to opening kickoffs across the country this season, and it's time for my predictions AFC WEST: I know its not really a stretch, and yes i am aware they are being picked by everyone, b...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 04:36:00 PST

GOOD OLE ROCKYTOP

IT'S FOOTBALL TIME IN TENNESSEE!!! thats right folks, college football has started once again, AND THANK GOD !!!! I LOVE college football. You want to know why ? Because it has the passion, fanfare, a...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 02:12:00 PST