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Im a comedian, Id like to say thats cool but the truth is Im about as common these days as Aids in Africa. I do love my job though and have been at for 15 years. The truth is though if you like filthy humor youll probably enjoy me. You see thats where I single myself out from the rest of the pack. You wont here me talking about airplane food, what I hate about cats, and Mormons, Unless Im talking about shoving peanuts up my star shoot, putting tuna on my sack to see what it feels like to have sand paper rubbed across my nut, or how Id like to have seven wives so I dont need to go after harmless little kittens. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, I have Tuna.
Im a dirty Birdie, there is no hiding that. I am considered one of the darkest comedians in the NW and really Im not so sure its being dark, or dirty, Im just very honest Youll see.
Im going through a divorce now so you can add that to the long list of dysfunctions in my life. Apparently some would say I like to break things and rebuild them, Im not so sure about that I just like having fun and really without warning I find the fun for me is not so much fun for someone else. I guess I didnt realize I was supposed to think about someone else.
I have two boys who I love very much, and when Im not with them and out on the town, I like to have a lot of fun. Look who are we fooling here, if you want to know me, write and well chat. I love women, so men, please dont be shocked if I keep our dialog short and to the point.