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Lonnie Bruhn

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Im a comedian, Id like to say thats cool but the truth is Im about as common these days as Aids in Africa. I do love my job though and have been at for 15 years. The truth is though if you like filthy humor youll probably enjoy me. You see thats where I single myself out from the rest of the pack. You wont here me talking about airplane food, what I hate about cats, and Mormons, Unless Im talking about shoving peanuts up my star shoot, putting tuna on my sack to see what it feels like to have sand paper rubbed across my nut, or how Id like to have seven wives so I dont need to go after harmless little kittens. Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty, I have Tuna.
Im a dirty Birdie, there is no hiding that. I am considered one of the darkest comedians in the NW and really Im not so sure its being dark, or dirty, Im just very honest Youll see.
Im going through a divorce now so you can add that to the long list of dysfunctions in my life. Apparently some would say I like to break things and rebuild them, Im not so sure about that I just like having fun and really without warning I find the fun for me is not so much fun for someone else. I guess I didnt realize I was supposed to think about someone else.
I have two boys who I love very much, and when Im not with them and out on the town, I like to have a lot of fun. Look who are we fooling here, if you want to know me, write and well chat. I love women, so men, please dont be shocked if I keep our dialog short and to the point.

My Blog

Ive got big news

I don't get existed by a lot of things but I can honestly say that today is a great day for me and anyone that follows my stuff. Today is the official launch of my new site. The old site got to be...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Tue, 27 May 2008 06:14:00 PST

For those that didn’t know

I am back from the Cripple xXx Tour and I will have blog about the trip soon. Also I have a new blog project called the The Voice Box and it will be something I will keep up to date Here is the link, ...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:21:00 PST

Im glad you thought it was funny& Youre an idiot!

While I may have a lot of work ahead of me in my new adventures of the dreaded world of blogging, the future look and feel of the site, and getting to know all the fun little gadgets. I didn’t ...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 08:10:00 PST

A CPX open Letter, please read, ITS IMPORTANT!!!!

To all of you that are Myspace friends and to those who are more. Please read this letter, it really is very important to both Joe and I. Afterwards post to your friends list and ask the same of them....
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 03:55:00 PST

This is why I drink, to numb my mind from the stupidity around me.

Below is a you-tube video I found while doing a search for ghost videos. The title is called Demon child and a lot of people who commented were pissed about the title. However,  the last comment ...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 03:26:00 PST

Two turds walk into a bar...

...and put on a show that rivals monkeys flinging shit at the windows in front of parents and their lovely children. Although shockingly foul, it never fails from being really fucking funny. "Hey litt...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:17:00 PST

You cant handle the truth

Ladies, I am now in the strong belief that YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! You say that you like a guy who is honest and that when you finally meet one who is, it is a refreshing change from the collectio...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 02:40:00 PST

Santas A Mother Fucker

Thanksgiving has always been my favorite holiday. It's been my favorite because it's never about anything other than food, booze, football and family. And even if it may come as a surprise to you, I'v...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:34:00 PST

Im 35, but my liver is 105

So it's going to be my birthday on Monday the 20th. I will be 35. It has taken 35 years to be the superb shit bag I've become, but the good news is, I've made some great friends along the way.  I...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 02:33:00 PST

I shit my pants last night, want to hear the story

God damn, your all sick fucks, dropping in to hear how I shit my pants and embarrassed myself in front of immediate family members that now know it is all to clear I have a serious problem with drinki...
Posted by Lonnie Bruhn on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 01:25:00 PST