I'm interested in meeting anyone interested in improving humanity and anyone interested in shit jokes. I would also love to meet a pimp who has had his jaw broken by an irrate amazonian type woman. I’d be especially interested in meeting anyone who thinks the members KKK (Klu Klux K***suckers) should be forced to walk new a million man march on bloody nubs after the roads have been freshly salted. I would love to meet a high Mormon priest who has clandestinely engaged in premarital orgies with interracial couples while under the influence of acid. Most of all I’d really enjoy meeting intelligent people who don’t impede live performances. So far my favorite heckler situation. ME: I don’t feel so good, I’m sort of bloated and I don’t think it’s all gas. HECKLER: Poop! You’re talking about poop! ME: Yes, wet feces is what I was driving at sir. HECKLER: oooh, ‘feces’ now you’re using big words. ME:...This is when I broke down on stage and threw a temper tantrum. That awkward quip has haunted me ever since. Releatedly I've met tons of wonderful people doing this comedy thing. When I'm not walking transvestites with an anti-circumcision bit or drinking myself into a stupor I'm making friends. I'd like to thank all the people I've met doing shows out West. You all make life worth living! Oh, and before I forget.
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