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Big Jim

Shhhh, do you smell that?

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Member Since: 1/8/2006
Band Members: Save your breath HACK!
Influences: Jack Black, Lewis Black, Jerry Lewis, Jeri Ryan, Jerry Garcia, Andy Garcia, Andy Rickter, Wendy Rickter, Wendy O. Williams, Robin William(s material), Robin Quivers, Robin Gibbins,(I don't care what anybody says, She was the first person to kick Iron Mike's Ass!) Tyra Banks, ok this is getting too hard. In no particular order: Wu-tang clan, Bruce Campell, Jermy Piven, Kobi Tai, Tracy Lords, Don Rickels, Jonny Knoxville, The new pope, the old pope, a Shriner, a Mumer, and a midget stripper.(I have a theory.) Bill Murry, Bill Gates, (so I can kick his ass!) George W. (same reason!) Jenna Jamison, (only for the interview.) Sir Anthony Hopkins, Ed Norton, T.V. shows. Good times, Macale's Navy, Sanford and Son, The Fall Guy, Greatest American Hero,(beleive it or not!), Rippley's Beleive it or not, With Jack Palance. That's incredible, Great Space Coaster, 3-2-1 contact,(with the Blood Hound Gang.) Kidd Video, Square 1, Little House, Charles in Charge, Small Wonder, The Voyagers, Night Court, 3's company, Too close for comfort, Today's Special, (hocas-pocas ala ma gocas, I am such a dork!) MacGaiver,(and his magic mullet) Mr.Belvadere, The Twilght Zone,(Rod Serling is the man.) Amazing Stories, Misfits of Science, Land of the lost, Rip Tide, Bosom Buddies, M.A.S.H.,Cop Rock, Fish Police, The Shield, The Simpsons, The Cosby Show, South Park, Buck Rogers, Solid Gold, Arsinio Hall, Alf, Thunder Cats, Silver Hawlks, Star Blazers, Voltron, Transformers, G.I. Joe, X-men, Cowboy BeBop, Golden Girls,(I had a thing for Betty White! St. Oliff's Pride.) Scooby Doo, Smurfs, Snorks, Fraggil Rock, A-Team, Futurama, Family Guy, most of Adult Swim, Pee Wee's Playhouse,(Eat me, if you say you never watched!) Dance Fever, Air Wolf, Tour of Duty, Highway to Heaven,(we lost our cable one summer, don't ask!) Loony Toons, Tiny Toons, Muppet Babies, MXC, T.J. Hooker, Hunter, Hard Castle and Mcormick, CSI,WKRP in Cinncinnate, T.H.R.O.B., Kate and Ally, Mysterty Science Theatre 3000. News Radio, Kids in the Hall, Hallow Men, Exit 57, Vacant Lot, Tales from the Dark Side, Tales from the Crypt, Nothern Exposure, Tracy Ulmond, Mamma's Family, Carol Burnett Show, Rowin and Martin's Laugh in, Barney Miller, Taxi, Welcome back Kotter. Sid and Marty Croft's acid influenced series. Jackie Chan Adventures, Romper room, Titus, Family Ties, Hulk Hogan's Rocking Wrestling, and FireFly.(BrownCoats...WHAT?) Comics. Sam Kinison, Bill Hicks, Carl Labouve, Richard Prior, George Carlin, Red Foxx, Bill Cosby Tim Conway, Jonnathan Winters, Orlando Jones, Eddie Griffen, Eddie Izzard, The Python crew, Authors. Chuck Palenuk has done for the writen word, what Chuck Jones did for Cartoons. Roger Zelazny has shown me what is beyond the shadows. Calvin and Hobbs was the childhood I always wanted. Mic Foly has a brillently funny mind. Steven King showed me I could read a novel longer than the phone book. Robert Frost gave me the insight to see the world that exists inside us all. (But my all time favorite writer is, Ed Morris. If you haven't read him yet, you will!)That's all I can remember without a sensory depravation chamber, Happy?
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My Blog

You people are all BASTARDS!

I hope your happy!  Its one thing to trick a college educated, big city, partcial mongloide!  But I was denied such fancy book learning.  I was raised on cheap booze, expensive ani...
Posted by Big Jim on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:10:00 PST

GREATEST PORN NAME EVER!!!

FUCK NORRIS!!!  I 'plugged' this one into google, and nothing 'came' up.  Myspace is the poor mans copyright, so offically I'm calling "DIBS"! May the Gods of wikipe...
Posted by Big Jim on Sat, 07 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST

Party of the Year!

If you weren't there, it was the kind of party that John Hughs would have made a movie about!  If you were there, please list your favorite part!  Mine was definatly the Oncore Smooch Knob d...
Posted by Big Jim on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 12:04:00 PST

Everybody needs a bar!

Everybody needs a bar!   Everybody needs a bar.  Sounds like a country song.  And if it isnt, somebody call Willie Nelson.  Odds are the old, red headed stranger has bought so much...
Posted by Big Jim on Tue, 02 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

Where were you when Metalica Died?

So here's the thing.  I loved the classic metal stylings of Metalica.  I say, 'loved' because when the black album was released, it broke my heart.  I grew up like most kids in small to...
Posted by Big Jim on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 03:20:00 PST

Love Day is for Stalkers!

That's right kids, it that special time of year when the suicide hotlines light up like X-Mass II!  There's something about February that just makes you hate ALL LIVING THINGS!  Well, maybe ...
Posted by Big Jim on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 01:58:00 PST

The joylessness of being unemployed.

A few months ago, I was fired.  Now I'm not going to be petty and vendictive, and bad mouth the name of the store I used to work for.  But I will tell you that it rhymes with "Flower Eckards...
Posted by Big Jim on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 12:31:00 PST

A look back East.

This is part one in an on going project, enjoy. I grew up in a small town. Im talking tiny.  Like, my hometown could fit in this citys Ass pocket.  That would explain the smell too! &...
Posted by Big Jim on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 03:26:00 PST

Call it "TEN-THOUSAND", or "ZONK". It's what the cool kids play!

Wednesday, January 11, 2006 Games So when I was in college my evil friends taught me this game.  Truth be told, this game is probably the reason I only lasted 1 year in college!  And now ...
Posted by Big Jim on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 12:29:00 PST

The family's gone, break out the Bong!

Well, the hollidays are finally over. HOLY PURPLE JESUS RUNNING NAKED IN THE RAIN THANK YOU!  Now I remember why I go to church one day a year!  I don't have any rage issues, it's just that ...
Posted by Big Jim on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 07:00:00 PST