Imaginary Conversations IV: An Old Riff |
Man: Son, there's something I have to tell you.Son: Whoa. Wait. Man: Son, don't get all--Son: Dad, don't tell me to don't get all whatever. No conversation that was ever good started off the way you j...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 09:58:00 GMT |
The Scale of Vaguely Specific Dreads. |
10. Someone I love has fallen down and hurt themselves in some very awkward way that will cost a lot of money. I don't know who, and I don't know how, maybe a knee has popped out, or there's some sort...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Apr 2009 08:23:00 GMT |
Twisted Genius and Accidental Awesome |
These guys are the Punk Group: The Punk Group: Fat Girls on Bicycles
..Atom.com: Funny Videos | Other | Funny AnimationsThis is their MySpace: www.myspace.com/thepunkgroupThis is their...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 16:34:00 GMT |
Dreams Deferred: A Nagging Subconscious Injury Report |
I was just BSing on the internet (theres a shock, right?) and came across a messageboard thread entitled What are your broken dreams? Being a maudlin, sentimental sort of douche, this is the kind ...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 09:54:00 GMT |
Today is a good day to begin World Domination |
I'm gonna take this opportunity to devote this space to wanton self-promotion. Something I call project HEED THE CALL. Yesterday, I decided it was a good day to take over the world via podcast. Or at ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Mar 2009 07:47:00 GMT |
Imaginary Conversations part II |
I coulda swore he was gay.what? Why? Just, I dunno. He's got that look about him.What look?I have this theory--Oh good. Shut up. I have this theory, right? Yeah? Okay, being gay is like, genetic, righ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Mar 2009 22:42:00 GMT |
OMG. no. wait. ZOMG, even. Yes. ZOMG!!11 one. Eleventy, even. |
First, the preludeThen, the main event: twitter.com/fatboyrobertsYes. See, I've got MySpace. Cap'n has the Facebook. I now take the Twitter and we are a three-pronged trident of mediocrity to stab in ...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 20:29:00 GMT |
I'm gonna fuckin punch something. |
Hi.Just wrote about 5000 words on some pop culture shit that would have been nicely entertaining, mildly controversial and sure to spark some semblance of discussion, along with providing the benefit ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 08:09:00 GMT |
Stridency |
The first time I remember becoming self-aware about my nature as a smug asshole was around 6th grade. At 5 foot 2, I was not a shorty, I was still average sized. I had big hands, and could take people...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jan 2009 09:14:00 GMT |
The Maestro and Snowfall. |
Before I get to the rote survey that will comprise the majority of this post, I gotta relay this little anecdote from my past. I was 4. It was The Dalles, Oregon.It was the first Christmas I can consc...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Dec 2008 01:01:00 GMT |
