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Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu

A lewd, crude, brewed, stewed, rude, nude, tattooed Jew with 'tude.

About Me

OK, let's get this party started. I am the Double6iX, born in Stamford CT, raised in Milford CT, grew up and educated in Philly PA, reside in East Haven CT with my love, my life, my wonderful Lucia. HEAR YE HEAR YE: THIS MEANS I AM SPOKEN FOR, TAKEN, BETROTHED, OFF THE MARKET, INVOLVED, RELATIONIZED, MADLY DEEPLY TRULY, SOULMATED, NO LONGER AVAILABLE. I ain't lookin for That Special Someone no more, SO DON'T EVEN BOTHER!!! I DON'T CHEAT!!! Anyway. Now that we got THAT out of the way... I live for performance, both acting and singing, and was a member of the sex-metal band Post Office Homicide in Philadelphia. I'm currently a freelance journalist/karaoke singer and aspiring actor, but believe it or not, I DO have a job...I sell parts for street sweepers and snowplows. Oh, how exciting. I live with my loving and supportive fiancee, Lucia, and our five fuzzy guys: Ninja (a dwarf with a Napoleon complex), Bailey (our special needs boy), Millie (our antisocial bipolar biatch), Odie (the mushy ADD-afflicted spindly brindle Greyhound boyo), and Mac (the hardcore tough-guy beagle puppy). I love all six of them dearly and don't know what I would do without them. I also live for movies. Name it, I've probably at least heard of it. I am a total cinema freak and geek, meaning I go to movie theaters, watch them on TV, buy the DVDs, and then organize them alphabetically by title. Yes, I know I'm odd. Shaddap. I graduated Foran High in Milford in 95, senior member of the only State Championship football team in Milford history and a 4-year member of the drama club. I'm also a graduate of Educational Center For The Arts in New Haven for Writing and was a 5-year student in the Milford Talented And Gifted Program. I have a Bachelors in Media, Film, and Theater from Temple University in Philadelphia (FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FOR THE CHERRY AND THE WHITE) and I have written two TUT Award-winning original plays. I'm a recovering athlete and cannot live witohut my Lakers, my Flyers (damn lockout), my Eagles (better luck next year boys) and my Owls (see above, better luck next year ladies and gents!). I can live without but prefer not to with my Huskies, my Wolfpack, and my Seminoles. Guess that bout covers. BEWARE THE BLACK AND RED.
Which Trainspotting Character Are You?
Your Porn Star Name is: Dick Cocks

Get your own Porn Star Name
You are Chewbacca, loyal Wookie and faithful
companion. You tend to be a follower rather
than a leader, but are a loyal follower to the
end. Your grumpy demeanor is merely a front
for your loving heart.
What Star Wars character are you?
brought to you by Quizilla High school. You can never escape it. I am 69% Evil Genius.
. Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings. Take the
Evil Genius Test
@ FualiDotCom That's it?

You are a maniac
killer.
It doesn't matter who they are and what they
have or haven't done. You still want to kill
them. And for a simple reason only; it's fun.
Seeing people in pain is like ecstasy. Maybe
you have some sort of mental problems or you
are this way because of previous deep scars,
only you know. But now you are sadistic and
maybe you only like to see a special group of
people be in pain (e.g. preps). However you are
not the most social person in the bunch and
people think you are weird. That bothers you
somewhat but atleast you can entertain yourself
with daydreaming about killing them. After all,
they have no idea what's coming.
Main weapon: Explosives and torture
equpiment
Quote: "Insanity: a perfect
rational adjustment to an insane world" -
R.D. Lang
Facial expression: Wicked smile


What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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My Interests

See above, it's already been taken care of. Movies, music, my woman, and my guys. The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Very High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Moderate
Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test
Your Heart is Black

What Color is Your Heart?
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American Cities That Best Fit You:


70% Philadelphia
65% Chicago
60% New York City
50% Honolulu
50% Las Vegas Which American Cities Best Fit You? BIG FUCKIN SURPRISE

I'd like to meet:

Steven Spielberg, Steven King, William Burroughs, Howard Stern...

adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

BACH "Tocatta and Fugue in D" mozart ROSSINI "William Tell" beethoven TCHAIKOVSKY "1812" rimsky-korsakov "Flight of the Bumblebee" MUSSORGSKY "Night on Bald Mountain" ravel "Bolero" LES MISERABLES fiddler on the roof RENT stomp(yes, it counts as music) AEROSMITH anthrax ANOTHER MAN DOWN alice in chains BUSTA RHYMES a tribe called quest ICE-T ice cube EMINEM sir mix-a-lot DIGITAL UNDERGROUND pearl jam STONE TEMPLE PILOTS korn LIMP BIZKIT linkin park METALLICA MINISTRY lard DEAD KENNEDYS social distortion DROPKICK MURPHYS circle jerks NOFX rancid SEX PISTOLS parlaiment funkadelic PRIMUS disturbed BEATLES grand funk JAMES TAYLOR kenny loggins MOTLEY CRUE guns n roses POISON alice cooper SANTANA yes PINK FLOYD white and rob zombie NO DOUBT pink TRISHA RADIL wu tang muthafucka!!! OLD-SCHOOL MISFITS weird al yankovic ISAAC HAYES cypress hill GRATEFUL DEAD blues traveler DMX jay-z NWA insane clown posse STATIC-X

Movies:

I have more than 450 DVDs and VHS and can tell you WHY I own each one. You wanna know? Ask.Here's the library as of this afternoon:DVD:8 MILE, 9 TO 5, 12 MONKEYS, 40 DAYS AND 40 NIGHTS, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, A FEW GOOD MEN, A.I.: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE, ADDAMS FAMILY, ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES, ADVENTURES OF FORD FAIRLANE, AGNES OF GOD, AIR FORCE ONE, AKIRA, ALADDIN (DISNEY), ALICE IN WONDERLAND (DISNEY), ALIEN, ALIENS, ALIEN 3, ALIEN NATION, ALONG CAME A SPIDER, AMAZON WOMEN ON THE MOON, AMERICAN BEAUTY, AMERICAN GRAFFITTI, AMERICAN HISTORY X, AMERICAN PIE, AMERICAN PIE 2, AMERICAN POP, ANGER MANAGEMENT, ANIMATRIX, ANY GIVEN SUNDAY, APOCALYPSE NOW REDUX, ARMAGEDDON, ARMY OF DARKNESS, ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE, ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES, AUSTIN POWERS: INTERNATIONAL MAN OF MYSTERY, AUSTIN POWERS: THE SPY WHO SHAGGED ME, AUSTIN POWERS IN GOLDMEMBER, BACK TO THE FUTURE, BACK TO THE FUTURE II, BACK TO THE FUTURE III, BARBERSHOP, BATMAN (1989), BATMAN RETURNS, BEBE'S KIDS, BEETLEJUICE, BETTER OFF DEAD, BIG CHILL, BIG LEBOWSKI, BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE, BILL COSBY: HIMSELF, BLACK DOG, BLACK HOLE, BLADE, BLADE II, BLADE TRINITY, BLADE RUNNER, BLAZING SADDLES, BOOGIE NIGHTS, BOONDOCK SAINTS, BOUND, BOYS DON'T CRY, BOYZ N THE HOOD, BRAIN DONORS, BRAVEHEART, BREAKFAST CLUB, BRUCE ALMIGHTY, BUBBA HO-TEP, BULL DURHAM, CABIN BOY, CADDYSHACK, CANNONBALL RUN, CANNONBALL RUN II, CAN'T HARDLY WAIT, CASABLANCA, CAST AWAY, CAT'S EYE, CHARLIE'S ANGELS, CHASING AMY, CHICAGO, CHILDREN OF THE CORN, CHINATOWN, CHRISTMAS VACATION, CLASH OF THE TITANS, CLERKS., CLERKS ANIMATED, CLOCKWORK ORANGE, CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE THIRD KIND, CLUE, CONTACT, COOL WORLD, CREEPSHOW, CREEPSHOW 2, D.C. CAB, DAREDEVIL, DARK CITY, DARK CRYSTAL, DAZED AND CONFUSED, DEATH TO SMOOCHY, DEATH WARRANT, DELIVERANCE, DEMOLITION MAN, DEVIL'S ADVOCATE, DIE HARD, DIE HARD II: DIE HARDER, DIE HARD WITH A VENGEANCE, DINER, DOG DAY AFTERNOON, DOGMA, BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA, DUNE(1984), E.T. THE EXTRA-TERRESTRIAL, EASY RIDER, EDWARD SCISSORHANDS, EL DIABLO, EMMETT OTTER'S JUGBAND CHRISTMAS, EMPIRE, EMPIRE RECORDS, EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE, ENEMY MINE, ENTER THE DRAGON, EVENT HORIZON, EVOLUTION, THE EXORCIST, EXPLORERS, THE FACULTY, FALLING DOWN, FAMILY GUY STEWIE MOVIE, FANTASIA 2000, FARGO, FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH, FATAL ATTRACTION, FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS, FERRIS BEULLER'S DAY OFF, THE FIFTH ELEMENT, FIGHT CLUB, FINAL FANTASY: THE SPIRITS WITHIN, FINAL DESTINATION, FINAL DESTINATION 2, FINDING NEMO, FREEJACK, FORREST GUMP, THE FRESHMAN, FRIDAY, THE FRIGHTENERS, FRITZ THE CAT, FROM HELL, FULL METAL JACKET, G.I. JOE THE MOVIE, GALAXY QUEST, GANGS OF NEW YORK, GEORGE'S BEST STUFF, GHOSTBUSTERS, GHOSTBUSTERS 2, GIRL, INTERRUPTED, GLADIATOR, GODFATHER, GODFATHER PART II, GODFATHER PART III, GLORY, GODZILLA (1998), GOODFELLAS, GOOD MORNING VIETNAM, GROUNDHOG DAY, HAROLD AND MAUDE, HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE, HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS, HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN, HEARTS IN ATLANTIS, HEATHERS, HEAVY METAL, HELLBOY, HERCULES (DISNEY), HIGHER LEARNING, HISTORY OF THE WORLD PART I, THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY (2005), THE HOBBIT (ANIMATED), HOLLOW MAN, HOUSE OF 1000 CORPSES, HUDSON HAWK, HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER, I.Q., I'M GONNA GIT YOU SUCKA, THE INCREDIBLES, INDEPENDENCE DAY, INDIANA JONES AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK, INDIANA JONE AND THE TEMPLE OF DOOM, INDIANA JONES AND THE LAST CRUSADE, INDIANA JONES SPECIAL DISK, IN LIVING COLOR SEASON 1, IT, JACKASS THE MOVIE, JAWS, JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK, JOE DIRT, JOHNNY DANGEROUSLY, JURASSIC PARK, JURASSIC PARK III, K-PAX, KIDS, KILL BILL VOL. 1, KILL BILL VOL. 2, KRULL, LABYRINTH, THE LANGOLIERS, LEGEND, LETHAL WEAPON, LETHAL WEAPON 2, LETHAL WEAPON 3, LETHAL WEAPON 4, THE LIFE OF BRIAN, LILO AND STITCH, THE LION KING, LION KING 1 1/2, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, LITTLE NICKY, LONESTAR, LOONEY TUNES GOLDEN COLLECTION, LORD OF THE RINGS: FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING, LORD OF THE RINGS: THE TWO TOWERS, LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING, THE LOST BOYS, THE LOST WORLD: JURASSIC PARK, MALCOLM X, McGYVER SEASON 1, MALLRATS, MAN ON THE MOON, THE MANHATTAN PROJECT, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN 1, MARS ATTACKS!, M*A*S*H, THE MASK OF ZORRO, MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, THE MATRIX, MATRIX RELOADED, MATRIX REVOLUTIONS, MAVERICK, MEATBALLS, MEET THE FEEBLES, ME, MYSELF, AND IRENE, MEN IN BLACK, MEN IN BLACK II, MERLIN, MILLENIUM, MINORITY REPORT, MIRACLE, MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE, MISSION TO MARS, MOM AND DAD SAVE THE WORLD, MONSTERS, INC., MONTY PYTHON LIVE (3 DISCS), MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL, MONTY PYTHON AND THE MEANING OF LIFE, MOON OVER PARADOR, MR. AND MRS. SMITH, MR. DEEDS, MR. HOLLAND'S OPUS, MRS. DOUBTFIRE, THE MUMMY (1999), THE MUMMY RETURNS, MY BIG FAT GREEK WEDDING, MY BLUE HEAVEN, MY COUSIN VINNY, MYSTERY MEN, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S VACATION, NAKED LUNCH, NATURAL BORN KILLERS, THE NEVERENDING STORY, NEW JACK CITY, NIGHTBREED, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS, NOISES OFF!, THE ODD COUPLE, OFFICE SPACE, ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST, ONE HOUR PHOTO, PCU, PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE, PINK FLOYD: THE WALL, PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL, PITCH BLACK, PLATOON, POLTERGEIST, POPEYE, PORKY'S, PORN STAR: THE LEGEND OF RON JEREMY, PREDATOR 2, PRETTY WOMAN, THE PRINCESS BRIDE, PRIVATE PARTS, THE PRODUCERS (1968), THE PROFESSIONAL, PROJECT X, PULP FICTION, RAISING ARIZONA, REAL GENIUS, RED DAWN, RED DRAGON (2002), REEFER MADNESS, RENT, THE REPLACEMENTS, RESERVOIR DOGS, RESIDENT EVIL, RETURN OF THE DRAGON, RETURN TO OZ, REVENGE OF THE NERDS, REVENGE OF THE NERDS II: NERDS IN PARADISE, THE RING, RISING SUN, ROAD HOUSE, THE ROAD WARRIOR, ROBIN HOOD (DISNEY), ROCKY, ROCKY II, ROCKY III, ROSE RED (STEPHEN KING), RUDY, THE RUNNING MAN, SCARFACE (1983), THE SECRET OF NIMH, SENIOR TRIP/LOADED WEAPON, SE7EN, SHAFT (1971), SHAUN OF THE DEAD, THE SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION, THE SHINING (TV, 1997), SHORT CIRCUIT, SHREK, SHREK 2, SIGNS, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, SILVER BULLET, SIMPSONS TRICK OR TREEHOUSE, SIN CITY, SINGLES, THE SIXTH SENSE, SLEEPY HOLLOW, SNATCH, SNEAKERS, SOPRANOS SEASON 1, SOPRANOS SEASON 2, SOPRANOS SEASON 3, SOPRANOS SEASON 4, SOUTH PARK: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNCUT, SPACEBALLS, SPACECAMP, SPAWN, SPAWN THE ANIMATED SERIES, SPIDER-MAN, SPIDER-MAN 2, SPINAL TAP, THE STAND, STAND BY ME, STARGATE, STARSHIP TROOPERS, STAR TREK II: THE WRATH OF KHAN, STAR TREK III: THE SEARCH FOR SPOCK, START TREK V: THE FINAL FRONTIER, STAR TREK VI: THE UNDISCOVERED COUNTRY, STAR TREK: FIRST CONTACT, STAR WARS EPISODE I: THE PHANTOM MENACE, STAR WARS EPISODE II: ATTACK OF THE CLONES, STAR WARS EPISODE III: REVENGE OF THE SITH, STAR WARS EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE, STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK, STAR WARS EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI, STEEL MAGNOLIAS, STORM OF THE CENTURY, STRIPES, SUPER TROOPERS, SWINGERS, SUPERMAN, SUPERMAN II, SUPERMAN III, SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE, TAKEN, TALES FROM THE CRYPT: DEMON KNIGHT, TALES FROM THE CRYPT: BORDELLO OF BLOOD, TAXI DRIVER, TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY, TERMINATOR 3: RISE OF THE MACHINES, TERMS OF ENDEARMENT, TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (1974), THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT MARY, THE THING (1982), THREE MUSKETEERS (1993), THE TICK SERIES, TIME BANDITS, THE TIME MACHINE (2002), TITAN A.E., TITANIC, TOP GUN, TOY STORY, TOY STORY 2, TRADING PLACES, TRAINSPOTTING, TRANSFORMERS THE MOVIE, TRON, TRUE LIES, TWISTER, THE TWO JAKES, UHF, UNBREAKABLE, UNFORGIVEN, THE USUAL SUSPECTS, VAN WILDER, VERY BAD THINGS, VULGAR, WARGAMES, WAR OF THE WORLDS (2005), WARRIORS OF THE WIND, WEIRD AL: THE VIDEOS, WHERE THE BUFFALO ROAM, WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT?, THE WHOLE NINE YARDS, WILDCATS, THE WILD WILD WEST, WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (1971), WIZARDS (RALPH BAKSHI), THE WIZARD OF OZ, THE WITCHES OF EASTWICK, X-MEN, X2, YELLOW SUBMARINE, YOUNG FRANKENSTEINVHSAEROSMITH - BIG ONES YOU CAN LOOK AT, MONTY PYTHON: AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, ANIMALYMPICS, NBA AWESOME ENDINGS, GEORGE CARLIN: BACK IN TOWN, BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED, BEDKNOBS AND BROOMSTICKS, THE BLACK CAULDRON, BRINGING OUT THE DEAD, CITIZEN KANE, COSMIC SLOP, THE CROW, DO THE RIGHT THING, DRAGONHEART, FACES OF DEATH, FANTASIA (ORIGINAL), THE LEGEND OF BILLIE JEAN, LORD OF ILLUSIONS, MAKE MINE MUSIC (DISNEY), MTV'S THE MAXX, MORTAL KOMBAT: ANIMATED, MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: SHORTS VOL. 2, PRIMUS - VIDEOPLASTY, PSYCHO (HITCHCOCK ORIGINAL), THE SHINING (KUBRICK), SILENT MOVIE, SOAPDISH, SOLARBABIES, STAR TREK: THE MOVIE, STAR TREK IV: THE VOYAGE HOME, TANK GIRL, A TIME TO KILL, WEIRD SCIENCE, WISDOM

Television:

CSI, Law And Order (original only, spare me your spin-offs), Big Fat Fiance (genius!), Prison Break (Shawshank on intelligence enhancers), Drawn Together (animation on CRACK) and...DUNT DUNT DUUUUH! Simpsons, longest running sitcom in history. D'OH!

Books:

Stephen King; William S. Burroughs; Hunter S. Thompson; Thomas Wolfe; George Orwell; Shakespeare; LaVey; Suess; PREACHER comics (RIP); TRANSMETROPOLITAN comics (RIP); HITMAN comics (RIP); SPAWN comics... or combine comics and King, like so:

Heroes:

See folks I'd like to meet.APES IN WAITING:SOME KHANS THROUGHOUT HISTORY: KHAN Genghis MADELINE KOBRA RIP REGGIE

My Blog

The Good, The Bad, and the Fugly

And now, for all you weepy-eyed fuckers who swelled my head to Terrell Owens-like proportions, I present to you...                &...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 07:47:00 PST

TIME OF YOUR LIFE

"Welcome my friends. Thirteen years it has been, and yet, here you stand before me as if it were only yesterday." - Ralph Fiennes as Lord Voldemort, HARRY POTTER AND THE GOBLET OF FIRE   &nb...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:59:00 PST

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

Everyday/ It's a-gettin closer/ Goin faster than a rollercoaster         ;           ;    &nbs...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 09:29:00 PST

STUPID KIDS

            "Another one gone, and another one's gone, another one bites the dust..." -Queen         &nbs...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Fri, 05 Oct 2007 01:53:00 PST

MARITAL STRESS

             I'm stressed. I'm drained. I'm in pain.    Nothing seems to go right. Two years of planning, and it just isn't going. ...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:40:00 PST

PESTILENCE

             Y'know, just once, I would like to live in a place that has normal vermin.     I have yet to live in a house or apartm...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:51:00 PST

WORLDWIDE YAHRZEIT

 It started the same as any other day. Ask anyone. With the exception of Those Responsible, it started the same way as any other early fall morning. It was clear, cool, sunny, a slight breeze. I ...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:51:00 PST

PASSING LANE

             You know not to whom you speak.              You know not of what you speak. &n...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:10:00 PST

30

             Imagine going a long time without seeing somebody close to you.    I don't mean a couple days. Week or two. Few months...
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 09:00:00 PST

<grunt>

It's done. I'm vindicated, yet drained. But it's done. I'm tired. Good night.
Posted by Aharon Moshe Ben Elihu on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST