I watched the Watchmen |
Thinking about seeing Watchmen? Don't. Or rather if you have preconceived notions of what "needs" to be in Watchmen, what should have made the cut from print to screen, then you should probably skip i...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 23:59:00 GMT |
Darth Cort, rise... |
Listener Chris has done me a solid and turned me into a Sith. That's not to say that he used his powers of persuasion to turn me to the Dark Side of the force. 7 years of Catholic school and 13 years ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 21:32:00 GMT |
Nostalgia |
We were talking about... I really have no idea what we were talking about, really. I think it had something to do with geeks and fear-mongering and the subject of Boba Fett came up. I said I had one o...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 21:33:00 GMT |
BEARD!!!!!! |
This is what happens when you're a vast reservoir of testosterone and virility. One day I'm as clean shaven and a freshly waxed salmon, then next...
BEARD!!!!
That's like three days growth and, let m...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:17:00 GMT |
Knife to the FUCKING EYE!!!! |
Woman goes gardening with her trusty knife. Needs to scratch her ass so she sets her knife on the ground... pointy side up!!! (You see where this is going.) Lady trips on some sadistic squirrel or som...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 22:13:00 GMT |
Depressing the shit out of myself... literally |
I'm re-reading this fabulous book called Ishmael. I read it about ten years ago and I was looking for something to haul in the bathroom with me and I saw Ishmael sitting on the shelf. Yes, I am o...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 19:52:00 GMT |
Have a Khhaaaaannnn!!!-y New Year. |
Merry/Happy/Joyously triumphant/lang syne to you and yours. Welcome to 2008. It certainly couldn't be worse than 2007, barring the Apocalypse of course. But then again, even Armageddon is probably an ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jan 2008 08:57:00 GMT |
New kick ass shoes! |
I'm proud to announce my little girl has her first AND second pair of Chuck Taylors. That may sound like lame-shit as far as news for you, but for me that's 15 different shades of hell-mothe...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 21:49:00 GMT |
Story about me in the McMinnville News Register. |
Mike turns lamb into ham
Published: October 6, 2007
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Linfield alumn Cort Webber laughs at comments made by a caller during the "Cort and Fatboy" radio show at KUFO FM 101.1. Webber bega...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:48:00 GMT |
KATEE SACKHOFF! (again) |
With the premier of Bionic Woman tonight on NBC, we talked to my future second wife (she's been upgraded from third in revealing she's German) Katee Sackhoff. Once again Katee makes me wish I was ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 21:24:00 GMT |
