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Elvis

Are you gonna EAT that??!!

About Me

For starters, I don't like many people.

Almost all of the people that are my friends on myspace were my friends in the really real world first.
I completely ignore almost all friend requests...and I'm really tired of all the porn chicks sending prefabricated/programmed requests to me.

Bottom line: If u've stumbled on this profile, and are weird enough to actually want to be my "friend", message me first, otherwise I'm just gonna ignore you.
Moving on:
I think that the person who said, "The pen is mightier than the sword," had the benefit of distance.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"Goodbye. I am leaving because I am bored." What Will Your Famous Last Words Be?
I like houses. I have exceptionally large feet. I want an 11th toe. I lack social skills.
Oh, yeah, and this guy is my favorite:
In the interest of keeping this animal somewhat organized (cuz I'm sure you can tell I take my profile very seriously), I've removed the embedded videos. There are links below to their respective locations.
**If you'd like to embed either of these videos on your own profile, you should scroll down in the window that opens once you click on the links for the code.
The "Pet" video

is located here .

The "Bad Day" video has been removed thanks to the angry folks at Viacom.

My Interests

I like candle-lit dinners, walks along the beach at sunset, sticking my tongue out, STD's & anti-enima societies.

She's been caught associating with the learning disabled

I'd like to meet:

Leonard Cohen, Moses, midgets, and I'd really like to buy a drink for the person that invented toilet paper...good lookin out!!!

Music:

Wham!, The Pointer Sisters, The Brady 6, Partridge Family, and the guy next door who drinks anti-freeze and uses his stomach, a rubber hose, and an abacus to MIX IT UP!!!

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas, Eddie Izzard Does Drag, I Don't Do Windows.

Television:

TJ Hooker, anything else with hooker in the title.

Books:


This guy.

Heroes:

The guy who ate the country crock
(I'd dip my balls in it!)

My Blog

Brave, or just "slow"?

So, as some of you may know...I say this as though anyone actually reads my blog -- which is a pity because it's updated so often and the content is soooo interesting :-) -- I was laid off from my job...
Posted by Elvis on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 02:43:00 PST

Rock the Vote??? Kiss my ass...

OK, so this probably won't be one of my most popular rants, but I have to admit I'm rather frustrated and don't care. We live in an era in which our president is receiving the lowest approval ratings ...
Posted by Elvis on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

Stuff

It's a beautiful day outside & I can't wait to get off work and go start enjoying my weekend.  My sister has a birthday this w/e and we'll be celebrating it tomorrow.  It's odd, and I n...
Posted by Elvis on Sat, 29 Apr 2006 04:32:00 PST

Man can I WHINE!!!

OK...for those that don't know, or know me very well, I like to tinker with stuff...I was the kid who took apart a busted vcr and plugged its motor into a 9v battery to see what happened (yes: it work...
Posted by Elvis on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 11:27:00 PST

Tagged

here are the rules: once you have been tagged you write a blog with 6 weird - unusual things about yourself and after you post it you have to tag 6 other people via comment on their profile telling th...
Posted by Elvis on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:26:00 PST

The Joys of Linux

OK...so here's another less than interesting story.  I've been interested for years in looking into Linux, but never made the time to learn how to use it.  Recently, I downloaded a free ver...
Posted by Elvis on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 11:56:00 PST

Damned video editing SHITE!!!!

Ya know, I don't have the best pc in the world, but for the love of Jesus (note: I'm using the spanish pronunciation here: HAY as in the crap the health food nuts try to say doesn't taste like fr...
Posted by Elvis on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 12:50:00 PST

Initial thoughts on Letters from the Earth

I'm not too terribly far into the book, but find Twain's criticism of organized religion quite profound, and still applicable today.  I think he raises some interesting questions that have probab...
Posted by Elvis on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 09:04:00 PST

The Witness

  I have killed you enough in poems dreams whispers you should have stayed buried forever yet here I am digging you up again trying to add weight to old dry bones   I would raise you ...
Posted by Elvis on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 10:58:00 PST

All set up

Finally got my space arranged just how I like it.  Um, yeah, um...gonna go now, nothing to say.
Posted by Elvis on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 11:24:00 PST