THE METAL GURU profile picture

THE METAL GURU

ART IS WAR. EXPECT CASUALTIES.

About Me


Pictures from Alice Cooper show!(click to make bigger)
Click banner to see ALL my Artwork!
..

Helloz all im The Metal Guru (a nickname given to me by a friend back in highschool) or Marc. I really Hate talking about myself so ill leave it at this i love grapic design, horror movies, hanging out with friends, going to concerts, i love animals, i have 1 dog named cindy. im a nice person so feel free to ask me anything ud like ill answer as soon as i can.
Likes:
Animals (espcilly dogs), Grapic Design, Horror movies, METAL music, some rock music, my friends, family, Making new friends and Meeting new people, Reading & learning about Sereal Killers, playing pool even though i suck at it.and some other stuff ill get back to this later when i think of more...
some favorites of mine
Favorite Bands seen live
1.Black Sabbath (the orrignal line up)
2.Alice Cooper
3.Ozzy solo (with zakk wyld on guitar)
4.Judas Priest (with Halford)
5.SLAYER
6.Morbid Angel
7.Satyricon
8.GWAR
9.Behemoth
10.Intestinal Strangulation
11.Suffocation
12.Black Label Society
13.Krisiun
14.Otep
15.SuperJointRitual
16.Embreotic Devourment
17.Putrifukation
18.Truculence
19.Celtic Frost
20.1349
Favorite Comedians
1.George Carlin
2.Lewis Black
3. Dane Cook
4. Mitch Headberg (RIP)
5. Jeff Durham
Random Favorites
1.Dark Choclate
2. Skittles
3.doing grapic design and working in photoshop
4. RIBS (favorite food)
5. Chinese food
6. Halloween (Best holliday EVER!)
HATES
Animal Cruilty or cruilty twords women or children, Ignorence, President BUSH and his whole administration of retards, Religion as a whole or anything to do with god, Most christians because they cant keep their mouths shut and feel the need to preach, Rap, Pop, country, pritty much all new punk, rap rock, the whole wave of this crap known as numetal,EMO the most annoying crap out there or any other music or band that feels the need to wine in their music about how they where dumped and have a broken heart. stupid people who cant appicate or even know what TRUE metal is, oh yes and Attention whores especilly those who feel the need to hurt themselves just to get attention these people are IDIOTS. theres more here too but cant think of anything else so ill add more later...

My Interests

GRAPHIC DESIGN/ MUSIC/ HORROR MOVIES

Slide show of SOME of my art

I'd like to meet:

I love to meet new people and make new friends that i have stuff in common with....

As for famose people

1.GEORGE CARLIN

2.Devin Townsend

3.Angela Gosshow (most beautiful and Brutal woman in Metal)

4.George "corpsegrinder" Fisher

5.Bruce Dickinson

6.Therion (one of my favorite bands)

7. Snowy Shaw (multi-talented musical Genious)

8.King Dimond

9.Lemmy Killmister

10.Any other good Metal band who appicates there fans!

11.The Great Kat (best female guitarest EVER!)

12.Kate French (lead singer of Vainglory)

13.Liv Kristin Espania Krull (leaves eyes, Atrocity)

14.Sabina Classen (Holy Moses)

Music:

I am extreamlly picky when it comes to the music i like, although i do like a broad range of rock and Metal music!


Add Intestinal Strangulation to your Myspace!



..

Movies:

Favorite Movies

1.The Devils Rejects
2. House of 1000 Corpses
3. SAW1,2 and 3 (3was the best so far)
4. Hannibal
5. Silence Of The Lambs
6. Hannibal Riseing
7. The Number 23
8.the Hellraiser Series
9.Clerks& Clerks2
10. Any other Kevin smith movie
11.Event Horizen
12.The Butterfly Effect
13.300
14.Grindhouse
15.Dazed&Confused
16.The Shineing (the orrignal)
17.Waterboy
18.Madhouse
19.Half Baked
20.Pet Cemitary
21.Texas Chainsaw Massacar
22.Psyhco (the orrignal)
23.Evildead 1&2
24.Army Of Darkness
25.Pirates Of the Carabian 1&2

Television:



Mindfreak

Riply's Belive it or Not.

Comedy Central Presents

FAMILY GUY (STEWIE RULES!)

THE SIMPSONS

FUTURAMA

THE DAILY SHOW WITH JOHN STEWERT

INVADER ZIM (GIR RULES!)

Books:



Anything by Stephen King..My current favorite is Everything's Eventual.

most metal mags r very good. Pit, Metal Manics, Metal edge ect...

Heroes:



George Carlin

My Blog

The Metal Guru's Movie Review (1408)

ya i know i didnt do one for the 2 last movies i saw Next and Pirates 3, just didnt feel like it....but ok for those of you who accully read these or care hese my review of the movie 1408..   Fir...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:38:00 PST

Offensive Joke from the George Carlin show

..> a father and son are sitting on the back porch of their house, the father asks his son "is there anything you would like to know about sex?"the son says yes, what is that harry part on mommys ...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:22:00 PST

GEORGE CARLIN show

WAS fucking amazinglly funny as hell! dam at 69 years old Carlin still managing to be funnyer then EVERY comic out today! dont get me wrong i like Lewis Black and Dane cook but compaired to CARLIN the...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Sat, 05 May 2007 11:15:00 PST

The Metal Guru's Movie Review (Grindhouse)

In Rodriguez's "Planet Terror," two doctors find their graveyard shift inundated with townspeople ravaged by sores. Among the wounded is Cherry, a dancer whose leg was ripped from her body. As the inv...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:33:00 PST

My thoughts on Easter

ya what a lame ass holliday it is! on a side note anyone catch south park last night? totally ripped on easter and the whole religion thing it was fucking great!   ok soo easter is spposed to be ...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 05:08:00 PST

B day plans Cancled

well i was thinking id feel better by saturday but seeing as thats only a few days away and i still feel like compleat shit im not going out drinking, thats the last thing i need a hangover and being ...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:23:00 PST

my 21st bday plans

ya so i decided sick or not im going to go get hammered then go see grindhouse. anyone wanna come?
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

George Carlin May 4th!

My favorite Comedian George Carlin will be in Portland Oregon on May 4th! and im GOING! my parents got me tickets for my b day i just found out today!...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:00:00 PST

god dam hardcore kids! (rant of the night)

ok soo i just got back from the Mastadon show tonight my friends took me to, im not a big fan of this band by any means, but there decent live ill admit, but god damit stupid kids learn how to mosh co...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:40:00 PST

Bands that wanna add me READ

I love finding out about new good METAL bands, but heres some rules if u wanna add me... soo please read!   1.NO CHRISTIAN BANDS! I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF YOUR A HARDCORE DEATHMETAL BAND  ...
Posted by THE METAL GURU on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 02:30:00 PST