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Shredmaster-T

someone should slap eddy van halen with a warm bag of dicks

About Me

All I do is play my guitar. I'm lookin for a band but pretty much everyone I've played with fails in comparison to myself. If you don't love Yngwie don't even waste your pitifull time with me. This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor

My Interests

"shreding"

I'd like to meet:


i totally stole this from a krispy kreme thing but this is like way cooler plus i fucked pretty much all of these girls

Music:

Yngwie is Jesus Christ almighty of ALL music. But anyone that can run scales as fast as me is ok in my book except Eddy, Fuck Eddy Van Halen. No talent ugly guitar playin wash up.

Movies:

I love J-Lo, Pretty much everything that she has ever graced us with! The Wedding Planner is my fave though. Dont talk shit or i'll shove this stratocaster straight up your ass.

Television:

Desperate Houswives, Sex in the City, Headbanger's Ball. Have you guys seen this fuckin show on TV with that skinny retard doctor who walks with a cane and is all smart ass about knowing everything?.......I hate that skinny prick he needs a pork fat diet and a kick in the taint. Oh yeah and Project Runway.

Books:

Fuck Books all I need is my sweet axe.

Heroes:

Yngwie Malmsteen

My Blog

ME

    Yeah, that's about it. I just wanted everyone to now how fucking bad ass I really am.
Posted by Shredmaster-T on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

Top Friends...?

    Top four hos, drinkin buddys, and food so shut the fuck up all ready. Jesus Christ you whiney bastards.
Posted by Shredmaster-T on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:18:00 PST

Bogner

 "Bogner" Thats all I have to say. Motherfuckers know.
Posted by Shredmaster-T on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 09:25:00 PST

so uh

Yeah so I seriously had intercourse with 90% of those fine ass females
Posted by Shredmaster-T on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 08:59:00 PST

Hey Shitbags

 Recently I have been having some problems with being accused of being a "fake". They say  things like " you probably can't even play a G major scale" or "your fingers are to fat to shred th...
Posted by Shredmaster-T on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:52:00 PST

Why hippys are the stupidest pieces of shit known to man

Holy crap where do I begin? As a matter of fact fuck it, I'm not even going to begin because everyone already knows why these smelly fucking bags of shit suck so bad. So if your a hippy and your readi...
Posted by Shredmaster-T on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:27:00 PST