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Shit Magnet

What became of that girl dressed up as a bumble bee in that blind melon video?

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI'm an inch and a half.............hard.

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

A blonde Samoan girl from Uzbekistan, which has one leg that she can put behind her head (of course), a lazy eye so I don't have to make eye contact, nipples on her ass cheeks so that I can play with both at the same time and never have to move my hands around, a vagina for one hand and a mouth for the other hand, so that I can getsome of my choice, in the movie theatre, without anyone being able to tell.Oh yeah, almost forgot. This one is multiple choice. Either: 1. Born without a mouth. 2. Willing to get plastic surgery to remove mouth. 3. Never grew up learning any type of human or animal language for communication. 4. All of the above.NOTICE: number 3. applies to the mouth for a hand as well.

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My Blog

My response to a survey request from a dear old, childhood, female friend...

An old childhood, female friend of mine, just recently sent me this survey, where she asks me questions about her.  Here's what I came up with...........   My reply to survey... So wait, I'm...
Posted by Shit Magnet on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 04:37:00 PST

Christmas Poem...........

>  > Christmas Poem > > > > TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, > > HE LIVED ALL ALONE, > > IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF > > PLASTER AND STONE. > > > > I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY > > WITH PRESENT...
Posted by Shit Magnet on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 03:41:00 PST

Good Stuff.....

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a mem...
Posted by Shit Magnet on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST