A blonde Samoan girl from Uzbekistan, which has one leg that she can put behind her head (of course), a lazy eye so I don't have to make eye contact, nipples on her ass cheeks so that I can play with both at the same time and never have to move my hands around, a vagina for one hand and a mouth for the other hand, so that I can getsome of my choice, in the movie theatre, without anyone being able to tell.Oh yeah, almost forgot. This one is multiple choice. Either: 1. Born without a mouth. 2. Willing to get plastic surgery to remove mouth. 3. Never grew up learning any type of human or animal language for communication. 4. All of the above.NOTICE: number 3. applies to the mouth for a hand as well.
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