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About Me

I am the most hardcore asian I know. I will never rest because there can only be one. I like meeting people who would implode and go mee chut dah if dropped off in any asian city.
I can play the panpipes, saenghwang, and zither at the same time. I love Haiku and text messages. I can assemble/disassemble anything in under 49 seconds. I will out tune you and your american shit box with my slant eyes shut. I live with 10 people in a 20-pyeong apartment. I never walk.
I collect rare origami - the kind with over 100 folds. I like tattoos. I don't like having on pants. I love all high fashion, handbags, bracelets, high heels. I also have a fetish for biting and manties. Serious.
I have a weakness for nerds, jerks, bad decision makers, men who wear manties with no fashion sense, men with crazy hair and bad joints, 29 year old disabled veterans without facial hair and who currently attend C.C.D with L.D.P..
I like my men, like my milk - strawberry.

My Interests

I can make 74 pajeon in 32 seconds. I bleed rice cakes and spit bulgogi. Chopsticks are the new spork. Sushi is good. Sashimi is better. I have a 4000 don bag of rice in pantry. I have a huge container of soysauce in the basement fermenting to perfection.

I make my own tofu, the fuzzier the better. I love spicy/garlic. I am into ninjas, shurikens, reading/learning, death poems, travel, pottery, asian art and history, food and every kind of beverage.

I excel at trigonometry, calculus, fractions, and common denominators. I'll kick anyone's ass in this room who thinks they are faster at the abacus.

My english grammar is better than yours. "a lot" and "at least" are two words people! Also, there is a difference between "your" and "you're". There is a time to use "me" and a time to use "I". I could go on for shigan...

I put pot in the birthday cake.

I'd like to meet:

Asians. People who are both hotter and funnier than me. Anyone who has yellow fever and wants to scream it from the kiwa roofs. Persons who will not stop until all people are converted or exploded.

Also females and children who can really break dance.

Music:

I am weird/abnormal.

Movies:

2046
Three Times
Ong Bok
Ghost in the Shell I and II
The Hidden Blade
One Missed Call 2
A Tale of Two Sisters
Legend of The Eight Samuri
Yellow
Couching Tiger
2009 Lost Memories
The Way Home
Jail Breakers
Sex is Zero
Art of Fighting
The taste of tea
Kamikaze girls
Crying fist
Hero
House of flying daggers
Green chair
Arahan
Josee the tiger and the fish
Lost memories
Samaritan girl
Someone special
Family
A
Karaoke terror
Princess racoon
My sassy girl
Kick the moon
Killer tattoo
Graveyard of honor
Double agent
Shiri
Break out
The phone
Azumi I and II
Zatoichi
Doppelganger
Juon
Pillow Book
Joy luck Club
THE GIRL WHO SPELLED FREEDOM!!!

Television:

Weeds
Dexter
Nip/Tuck
Breaking Bad
Flight of the Conchords
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Rock
Six Feet Under
Sex and the city
Ninja Warrior
Metalocalypse
Family Guy
Ni Hao Kai-lan
CSI
World News
Asia TV
Fights

Books:

Yum Yum Dim Sum
Dynamic Taekwondo Kyorugi
Looking for the Cow
Malignant Self-Love
Cookbooks
Fashion Books/Magazines
Shoes
The Two Koreas
Origami books
Japanese Death Poems
Haiku
The Accidental Asian
Eating Chinese Food Naked
Art of War
I Ching
A Path in the Garden
Art of Happiness
Mei Lin and the Magic Paint Brush
Asian American Dreams
Becoming Madame Mao
Bhagavad Gita
House of the Winds
Ho Chi
Minh
Hirohito and the Making of Modern Japan
Nathaniel's Nutmeg
Reiki for the Soul
The book of Tea
Shoes
The Korean War
Wind and Water
Zen
Avoiding the Apocalypse
Korea
Korea 2010
Korea's place in the Sun
The Korean Conundrum
Asian Beauty
An American Sin
Dogeaters
The Tale of Genji
The Woman Warrior
Musui's Story
Kodo
The Floating World
Even Monkeys Fall from Trees
The Tale of Murasaki
Rediscovering Rikyu
Basho and His Interpreters
The Sound of Water
Dewdrops on a Lotus Leaf
Chado

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My Blog

My preferred list

Ok so i am trying to update my preferred reader list. But its hard. If you are not on it and should be. message me. I am working on it! I have left out some people, not on purpose, but out of laz...
Posted by Wu on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:37:00 PST

$600,000.00

dudes! If I had $20.00 for every profile view I would have $600,000.00
Posted by Wu on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 06:37:00 PST

Breaking Bad

Has anyone else watched this show yet? I just like that "Hal" is in his tightys a lot. ...
Posted by Wu on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:41:00 PST

Rock

My power animal is a narwhal.
Posted by Wu on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 07:19:00 PST

die bundes republic deutchland

I want to go to Germany for my geburtstag.
Posted by Wu on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 05:06:00 PST

Memories are my only witness

Inhale, exhale Forward, back Living, dying: Arrows, let flown each to each Meet midway and slice The void in aimless flight -- Thus I return to the source.My ...
Posted by Wu on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

My top whatever

So I am way too lazy to always change my top list. It is way too time consuming to find your ass and then configure the whole list. I will change it sometime I guess. If you really w...
Posted by Wu on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 09:49:00 PST

Asian Awareness Day

Today is asian awareness day - are you aware? You should be. Bring it.
Posted by Wu on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:55:00 PST

My web site...

my web site is up...sorta. Needs more work and I need more time shit.
Posted by Wu on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 08:52:00 PST

Wu

No, man, Wu. Wu peed on my rug