Traveling, kids, shoes, working out, music, meat, computers, skiing, outwar, nursing, sleeping, boobs, Indonesia, ninja's, strippers, fudgesicles, taffy, your mom, China, tattoos.
I'd like to meet:
People who know how to operate a phone besides text messages. People who leave a message to saying they want you to call them back. Not the next time they see you they say, "I called you the other day and you never called back" and left no message. I want to meet real Ninja's,strippers,midgets, anyone with slanted eyes, (this ones a twofer)people who know how to dietIf you can't deal with my silly ass don't be my friend. I also want to meet people who I can knock off an icecream truck with. If I don't know you in real life I hope you have a pet monkey. I'm also looking for someone who will either dress up in banana costume or monkey costume with me and sit on Santa's lap at the MALL. People who know what they want and don't waste my time. People who can work a clock and a calender.One last thing if I only met you once, while working at the bar don't get pissed I don't remember you the next time I see you. I meet a buttload of people every day and your not the only pretty girl in the world. Some random thoughts : If you get a hooker pregnant the baby has to become your butler. If a priest has sex with a boy he should do the honorable thing and marry that boy. Its not cheating if you videotape it and make your wife watch the video, then its acting. Batman could kick the shit out of Jesus. Maybe Moses was schizophrenic and came up with that shit on his own. Drumsticks can also be chicken.
Music:
Tool, Frank Sinatra, Tony Bennet, Charlotte Church, Frederick Chopin, DJ Tiesto, DJ Markski, DJ Irene, A Perfect Circle, Tori Amos, Hatebreed, Slipknot, Jay-Z, Ludacris, Faithless, Fear Factory, Bury Your Dead, Devil Driver, Run DMC, Pantera, Rush, classical, opera really anything but Country and R&B..
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Movies:
Amelie, Roman Holiday, Snatch, Super Troopers, Office Space, Legends of the Fall, Slapshot, Anything with Audrey Hepburn, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Napoleon Dynamite, Groundhog Day, I Heart Huckabees, Anchorman, Braveheart, Gladiator, Tombstone, 40 Yesr-Old Virgin, Grandma's Boy, Clerks, Goonies, Heat, the Jerk, Weird Science, Caddyshack, Borat, Birdcage, Zoolander, the Blues Brothers, Love Actually, Braveheart, Gladiator, House of Flying Daggers, Layer Cake, Road Warrior, Knocked Up. Blades of Glory.
Television:
I don't really watch tv except for: Conan, Hogan Knows Best, Scrubs. Otherwise DVD's shows: ALi G, Dave Chapelle, Family Guy, In Living Color, Best of SNL(Will, Tracey, Christopher), Sex and the City, Benny Hill or Seinfeld and Simpsons at work on my break.
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Books:
"The Happy Hooker" Xaviera Hollander, "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale" Jenna Jameson, "The Art of War" Sun Tzu, "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?" George Carlin I really like those books that they make into movies. They are so fucking good someone saved me the time and condensed the book into 2 hours on film for me.
Heroes:
Some of you may know him as Terry Hogan but I know him as DAD. The IceCream Man and Benny Hill
