sleestack |
I just came in from a whole bunch of yard work. After getting cleaned up, I reclined in front of the tv to see what was on. Land of the Lost is on Sci-fi. I used to love it when I was little. I ev...
Posted by on Mon, 25 May 2009 15:36:00 GMT |
shooting spree |
So there I was, minding my own business, when the phone rang. I was horrified to find that the caller, was, in fact, an old person. After stating his name and location (as old people will do because...
Posted by on Mon, 18 May 2009 12:25:00 GMT |
eating out |
Have you ever had this friend?You go out to eat with them and they are never satisfied with what they order. They complain and end up completely disappointed. At first you figure it is just one of t...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Mar 2009 10:56:00 GMT |
the stinkbug phone |
Carol came back home last month. She has been working up in the panhandle as an oil roughneck for the last few months, but apparently she spent all the money she made donating to the churches in Cali...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 14:20:00 GMT |
the big decision |
Howdy yall. I've been busy lately what with all the politics and whatnot. But I've made a big decision. One of the most exciting I've ever made. Yall probably know what I'm abo...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:16:00 GMT |
pee on the rug |
My best friend called the other day and told me she had found a solution to peeing the bed due to drinking.
I was instantly excited for her, as this habit is annoying to her boyfriend and any o...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 08:54:00 GMT |
real men love old people |
I just took a special interest in a "Real Men Love Jesus" window sticker. What does that mean? It seems to be a giant masculinity trip that is combined with the assertation that one ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Aug 2008 13:34:00 GMT |
if you havent seen rent dont read this blog |
So the other day me and my bff were singing rent while we were drunk. We came up with our own version.
How do you measure our national debt?
In foreclosures, subprime lending and crazy&n...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 15:09:00 GMT |
Steph. |
1980-2008http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseacti.
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My darling Stephanie. We all miss her. .
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:24:00 GMT |
the price of salt |
I've been bellyaching lately about the price of gas. I was at HEBs the other day filling up, and I watched scores of folks purchasing $4 or $5 worth at a time and it made me really sad. Th...
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:28:00 GMT |
