Harry Nutley - ProfilesArchive

About Me

.. IM PRETTY EASY GOING... I LOVE TACOS, A GOOD FART, OBESE CHILDREN, MIDGETS, BELLY BUTTON LINT, UGLY BABIES, SEEDLESS WATERMELONS AND GRAPES, DID I SAY MIDGETS? PISSED OFF MIDGETS, PISSED OFF MIDGETS WHO HATE OTHER MIDGETS, TINY HOTDOGS, BURNED MEATS, SMELLS (BOTH GOOD AND BAD, BUT ESPECIALLY BAD)...OLD PEOPLE WHO CRAP THEMSELVES, CANNED CORN, CANDY CORN, CREAMED CORN, CORN HOLES,CARSON DALY, MOLDY PUNKINS, NAKED BIG BONED WIMMEN, DRUNK NAKED BIG BONED WOMEN, SCAT AND THIRD NIPPLES.MY DISLIKES INCLUDE ANGRY BLACK PEOPLE, FRUITY BASTARDS AND MEDICARE PLAN B

My Interests

BOUNCING, SWINGING, JUST HANGING AROUND

I'd like to meet:

~~~~~~~~~~~ANYBODY NOT AN ASSHOLE ~

Music:

HALL AND OATES. JOURNEY. FOGHAT. BREAD. jAZZ AND SWING...MEATLOAF- MAN HE ROCKS FOR A FAT GUY... BARRY MANILOW AND ELVIS. CELINE DION MAKES ME CRY. THEN MASTURBATE. THEN CRY WHILE IM MASTURBATING.

Movies:

SPACE BALLS, BOUNCE, SWINGERS, THE NUTTY PROFESSOR

Television:

LIFETIME MOVIE NETWORK, MXC, COLBERT REPORT, THE 700 CLUB

Books:

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Heroes:

DICK CHENEY,JAY-Z, KEVIN FEDERLINE SPEARS, TOM CRAZY-ASS CEUISE, ... ANY NUTSACK OR ASSHOLE THAT HAS SOMEHOW EXCELLED IN LIFE