King, aka: Bosco - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Pleae. feel at home here. what's mine is yours. and what's yours i want. i've only been to jail 6 times, but the last time was for distribution of illegal geratric porn, those ladies were willing and able, though i don't think they remember who i was, plus i gave them all my bingo chips. anywho...i'm described as a real sensitive person, i cry at weddings as well as at funerals. i support pita, thanks to pamela anderson, i have 15 autographs of her. i love baywatch, it could be my favorite show. i have a third nipple.i don't mean to brag, but i'm sort of a ladies man. i think i have extra pheromones or something. i treat my women like queens. first we go to burger king, then to dairy queen. i guess you could say i treat them like royalty or something lol. after that we drink maddog 20/20 on my momma's back porch. jealous ladies? anywho, hit me up if any of yous know about any parties or anything. i can always borrow my momma's car.

My Interests

hot dogs, my kiddy pool in the backyard (my home away from the couch in my momma's living room, kitty litter, burrito loco, flowers, hair metal, hair helmets, gambling on the little league world series, water pistols, video cameras, older women.

I'd like to meet:

someone i can cuddle with, preferably a human, preferably of the female kind. do you know anyone?

Music:

anything by King Crimson, kid 'n' play, boyz II men, yanni, def leppard, anything by celine dion, and slayer.

Movies:

the thorn birds, malibu express, joy of flying, behind the green door, and jurasic park. in this order.

Television:

mtv spring break. golden girls, i'm in love with estelle getty and the daughter that looked like a dude. i sometimes fantisize about being with both of them at once. are they still alive?

Books:

the little engine that could. i have a tattoo of the book on my right ass cheek.

Heroes:

carson daly, greg louganis, phil collins, pamela anderson, and david copperfield.

My Blog

little castro ain’t so useless after all

toilet paper. where's the goddamn toilet paper. fuck you mom,you cheap chain smokingcunt.i don't want to use the phone bookanymore. and i've got plenty of anal phissuresto prove this. fucking toilet p...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 10:26:00 PST

washing mary kim like mouthwash

i just puked in my mouthand it tasted like mouth wash,like the time my brother sat on my faceand called it pudding. i just puked in my mouth,and i collect cigarette buttslike church steeples. i just p...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:41:00 PST

you never know what you'll find in a shopping mall

Hi lady.You smell pretty.Is that formaldehydeI smell,or is that Oilof Olay. I saw you sittingon this mall bench.Yeah,my son is shopping forshoes,and weed.I want to get highsoon. You too?Great.I know t...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:27:00 PST

father's day

Where am I?It's dark.I taste bloodon my lips,or is that lipstick. How'd I get here?my wrists hurt,and so does my brain.Who's calling me?Father,is that you?...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 10:07:00 PST

trainyard police

i took a dump in the train yardyesterday,the toilet was clogged at the localkfc.and momma's toiletwas being inspectedfor termites. and goddamntrainyard policewith their fakecopbadges. I'm no wino...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 02:35:00 PST

questions and thoughts coming from the kiddy pool out back.

why are these thrift store speedo's so tight? do you think old lady viters is staring at me in my speedos while taking a crap on the can? why am i aroused? why is there dog shit all over mother's lawn...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 01:57:00 PST

joining the latin kings

There's this new club in town. Maybe you've heard of them, the Latin Kings. I keep seeing graffiti referring to their club on churches, school buses, and the 7-11 building behind my...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 02:50:00 PST

Brown's Chicken Parking Lot

I sat around all day, eating chicken gizzards and sucking on chicken bones, while sipping on Hawaiin Punch and gin, in the Brown's Chicken parking lot on Harlem & Pershing Road. I lost...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:32:00 PST

some tavern

Who am I? Why the fuck am I here? Why does this toilet smell like July rain? I contemplate in some bathroom, in some bar only four blocks away from home. I don't remember this bar ever being h...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 09:53:00 PST

dog

I tried grabbing the dog by the tip of his tail. His tail was short like a pocket knife from hell. I couldn't grab the tiny fucker so I let him go to breed in the wild with the mux ox and boars...
Posted by King, aka: Bosco on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 09:27:00 PST