Well since getting out of prison I usually just sit around the trailer and drink, mostly I watch a lot of tv and porn, mostly porn. My parole officer (who's a big ass) says I need to get a job, I'm thinkin about it. I'm trying to stay out of trouble but it's tough with moma's friends from the massage parlor over all the time. We got kicked off the Springer show again, Aunt Tanya's such a big liar.
I'm also active in my church's troubled teens youth group, you see; I'm a giver, and some of those kids are pretty hot.
Oh, and I lost another tooth but moma says I still kiss real good.
