I MISS THE DIXIE TAVERN.
I got two not so little, little girls.
If I'm not working,
I'm at home "Momming" it up with those little
monsters/sweethearts.
This is my man.
He treats me like I'm pretty cool or something.
I'd like to meet people who want to give me
absurd amounts of money for no good reason.
And this guy...
...and Snake Plissken.
And this guy, he looks like he knows how to party.
Got a few hours?
Impossible! Instead, I'll just tell you what's in my carousel right now.
1) Fight Club
2) Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
3) Shakes the Clown
4) 300
5) Rambo
(the new one, where he's all bad ass and old and shit).
Blow your mind, go to
www.zeitgeistmovie.com
Rots your brain...that's why I like it.
Metalocolypse.
Adult Swim.
Fraggile Rock.
History Channel.
Comedy Central.
Spike.
Discovery Channel.
Turner Classic Movies.
This always takes me to a happy place...
Don't threaten me with a good time.
No, really, last thing I read was a trilogy about a vampire, a mortal, and a werewolf by Stephanie Meyer. Pretty ghey, but considering that I usually read Dean Koontz, I'd say it was a step in the right direction.
I'M THE REAL HERO IN ANY GIVEN SITUATION,
CAUSE I'LL MAKE THE BEER RUNS.
No, really, my heroes are the people out in this crazy world who have the conviction and strength to stand up and fight for what they believe in.
The men like my father who fought for our freedom.
The origional homeland security
and my Grandpa Harvey McFarland. At 84 he's a firecracker!!!
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