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Ted Fred

Punkers Fuck Better!!!

About Me

Contact me yahoo: grindmehardder aol: scheizegeist MSN: scheize geistIf you want to see more of me, you can find me onmodelmayhem.com http://www.modelmayhem.com/member.php?id=93798
| View | Add FavoriteI am owned by two beautiful female pit bulls (Diva & Ditto), & "Drizzle"! Skate-Bored!! Do u know of any empty swimming pools?? I own a T-shirt, screen-printing /music production company called Puto Productions. I'm very much into the parnanormal, Incas, Mayans, Aztecs, Ancient Egypt, Tibet, European Supermen, and any other left over cultures of Atlantis.. History, Anthropology, Archeology, Philosophy.. I'm enthralled with snowboarding, casting spells, time travelling, photography, graphic design, archery, homebrewing, toys... Si, habla de espanol! Half German, Half Peruvian... I live on a two acre PUnk Rawk ranch and I have punk-rock shows in my barn. I'ts called the "Dude Ranch"... it's a long story. This is my backyard!Check out my bands "Torzion", "Elven Sorrow", "Scheize Geist", "Guilty As Charged", "Torrential Reign", and "Psychobabble" on my space. "Puto Productions" is on my space. My alter-ego "Ted Shred" has his own my space.. and "Diva", "Ditto", and the newest edition... "Drizzle" are on my space as well. "Ultimate Snake" is under 'groups', under sports and skateboarding. Viva La Revolucion!!!!!!Border Jumping... Mexico, Tijuana... to be exact...

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Painting by Crystal AndersonI sell Bullet Belts... Buy one from me so I don't have to rob another bank.... Inquire within!! ..

My Interests

I'm interested in being interesting. American Pit Bulls, skating pools & shit that's not supposed to be skated! Cuz i'm an outlaw, baby! Fucking over those in authority. I enjoy romancing the ladies... I'll treat you like a queen baby, unless you want me to treat you like shit. I like writing, drawing, reading, nightime activities, shooting guns in quiet, nice, suburban neighborhoods. Putting on punk shows for the kids. Having fun at the expense of others, cooking, sabatoge, watching movies, sewing, making movies (all kinds). Being self-sufficient is a must. Can I stop now?

I'd like to meet:

Anybody that owns one of these!!!Everybody... girls, guys... suprise me!! I don't delete anyone!This is Bellingham on fire!! This WAS my Backyard. It burnt down... I moved to the cuntry... God's cunt-ry! I like to take pretty pictures

Music:

Punk Rock, Scandanavian Hardcore, Doom, Black Metal, The Goth Stuff, Devo, Scheize Geist, Thrash, Metal, Noise, My Dying Bride, Techno... when no one is looking, Crass, Discharge, Power-Metal, Godflesh, Theatre of Tragedy, Conflict, Rudimentary Peni, RKL, Aggression, Freedom Rock!, Los Olvidados, Articles of Faith, Youth Brigade, Big Boys, Extreme Noise Terror, 7-Seconds, Icons of Filth, Social Unrest, The Pretenders, Raw Power, Massacre 68, Ripcord, ELVEN SORROW! If it's original, i'll listen to it! I'm done.Nausea, L.A.Scheize Geist... The Factory ..

Movies:

the Notebook, Happines, Fight Club, home-made ones, The Wickerman, Shakes the Clown, Little Runaway, Conan, Bones Brigade (hell, all the Powell videos), pornos (all of the them), Mad Max, Toy Story, True Romance, Pirates of the Carribean, Ammores Perros, Ravenous, Death Race 2000, old Clint westerns, Gummo, The Ninth gate, Brotherhood of the Wolf, Sleepy Hollow, whatever you like, Plunket and Mcclain, Best in Show, Bugs Life, Caligula, The 13th Warrior, Heavy Metal..... blah, blah...on and on...

Television:

Anything that pops on via my vcr, cuz my cable just got shut off! Good riddence to society! Oh yah.. I got a playstation 2 to watch DVD's, but I don't play video games.

Books:

Fantasy, Vonnegut, Salvatore, Bukowski, Conan, that Fightclub guy, Kerouac, Hickman, Clockwork Orange (cuz i'm living it right now), whatever everyone else is reading... because i wouldn't want to be left out.

Heroes:

The Red Baron (Manfred von Richthofen), Billy the Kid, Attila the Hun, Robin Hood, Bruce Lee, Pusshead, & all my friends that still skate!!Flower Street, Santa Ana... RIP!..

My Blog

BUlleTT BELLts FOR SALE!!!

.308 calliber shells.. Nickell, Brass. No gunpowder, no tips. PErfectly legal in ure society. Sooper Cheap.     ...
Posted by Ted Fred on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:09:00 PST

Ghost Hunting this summer...

This summer I want to go to ghost towns in the Washington, Canada area. Perhaps eat things and experience hauntings till i shit me trouserz!! Who's with me??
Posted by Ted Fred on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 02:01:00 PST

10, 000, 000 years of grief!!!

Ten Million Years of Grief Time is immortal& or so it may seem Is there such thing& as a reincarnate being? Or is it all& all in our dreams&. Dreams?   A networking spiral& to unite all the ages ...
Posted by Ted Fred on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:12:00 PST

The Dark Lord

It's not easy trying to ditch the Dark Lord while he's torturing ure brother to death. Do u flee, or do u stick around and know that u can't save him and that u too... will perish, and be made an exam...
Posted by Ted Fred on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:29:00 PST

Just say "Nayy!!" to the Succubi!

  http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k13/scheizegeist/sucubus.j pg One of the many fevry nightnares I had "kicking" this cold... "NAyyy!!" to the Sucubi!!! It atacks me in my sleep!! Deff...
Posted by Ted Fred on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 11:46:00 PST

Punk Rockers!!!!

I need to start another Punk band so if anybody is interested in playing Scandanavian Hardcore, or aggresive Punk Rock or Speed-Metal... let me know!! I can play drums or sing. 360 398-0400
Posted by Ted Fred on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 05:16:00 PST