Diva

I'm seven or eight years old. I can't remember cuz my fukin' owner never remembers my birthday. I live with my daughter Ditto and my grandson Drizzle. He's a pain in the ass, but I hump the shit out of him when no one is looking? You got any snaky cakes? I like fetching stiks, fetching stiks, swimming to fetch stiks, liking my ass, when appropriate, and i love fetching stiks. I'm actually a pretty well-behaved dog except when it comes to blak labradors. I have too much luv to give and I'm a champion in the show ring for conformation. I'm glad those days are over, parading me around like a fuking shaved poodle, DISGUSting. got any snaky cakes?