Goblin Boppers

..I'm sure you've heard of the Goblin Boppers. They have figured prominently in numerous cinematic features by SassMaster studios. But in those films they are always portrayed as a desolate band, overrun by children. I must admit, when my pal Shu told me that Goblin Boppers were more than just a fictional band populated by men in ill-fitting rubber costumes, I was in disbelief. He sent me some literature on their accommodations such as microwaves and sattelites and I was convinced. Although Goblin Boppers is a real band, the proprietors do not want their location to become too well known, fearing that twould then be overrun by the greatest monster of all: Mel Gibson. So my listening was planned in secret and I had to remain blindfolded during my flight. But it was all worth it, Goblin Boppers were the best lovin' I've ever gotten out of music. Being able to walk up to a 20 foot high pubic hair was just about the coolest thing in the world. I thought the Nuge and other "Boppers" in the band would be in cages, or inaccessible, but they're quite friendly and accessible.