Inner Piece |
It looks like there are some true fans of Da Bernard out dea on the 'space. Below is a video of a douchebag wit nutting bettah to do den paint. At 12:18 am on May 4 Rob's was still open and was Ladies...
Posted by Bernard on Tue, 06 May 2008 09:54:00 PST |
Guy Blow |
Power is a very powerful thing. Everyone knows dat. But what many don't know is that it is not about how much power you have. It is about how much power you appear to have. Anyone can have power, all ...
Posted by Bernard on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 03:44:00 PST |
Back to Basics |
Don't call it a comeback. Da Bernard knows he has been missing in action but believe me your boy has been busy. While I didn't think it would take this long, Da Bernard has finally satisfied every chi...
Posted by Bernard on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 01:07:00 PST |
Date With Destiny |
Da Bernard would apologize for not exposing himself on June 1st as promised but Da Bernard apologizes to no one. Dat should be clear by now. Da Bernard does not apologize, shave da 'stache, cut da ha...
Posted by Bernard on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:57:00 PST |
The Truth |
Now here's a little story I'd like to tell about one Portagee you know so well.Once upon a time, there lived a Portagee named Da Bernard. He lived by no limitations. At least no limitations known to m...
Posted by Bernard on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:09:00 PST |
Super Fairies |
Certain people in dis world deserve to be beat down. Then there are certain people in dis world deserve a beat down and to be urinated on. Then there are people that deserve to be beat down, pissed&nb...
Posted by Bernard on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 11:50:00 PST |
Da Land Of Impossiblity |
Kauai is da only place fo your boy. Da Bernard was born hea and since I am immune to all diseases, epidemics, gunshots, stabbings, snake bites, natural disasters, terrorist attacks and everything else...
Posted by Bernard on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 12:17:00 PST |
Resolutions |
Let Da Bernard start off saying Happy New Year. No exclamation point. I am just saying it, not yelling it like some fucking overly excited jerkoff dat has nothing better to look forward to than the p...
Posted by Bernard on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST |
No Hawaiians, No Aloha |
What do you call a Portagee flying an airplane? A PILOT you fucken racists. Dat's right bitches, Portagee people can do shit lidat. Portagees can drive big truck wit 40 inch Supah Swampahs, hunt, talk...
Posted by Bernard on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 12:04:00 PST |
Smell My Space |
Some things you just know. You know the planets revolve around the Sun. You know the Moon revolves around the Earth. And you know the Earth revolves around Da Bernard. It's as easy as 1+1=3. You know ...
Posted by Bernard on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 12:18:00 PST |
