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One day, while on safari Grandpa and Mike hell were fucking max and CJ in the asshole, when It was tme to switch, they did a quick squaredance/ass to mouth blowjob routine to the ABBA Superhit "Fernando". They then flipped over so that CJ was assufcking Grandpa, and Max was obliterating mike's toned but loose anus. After this they decided to form the Choo-Choo train of meat. I think you can imagine the horror an dismay of all the zebras and lions as they cavorted through the jungle with Grandpa as the engine and CJ as the loose caboose. Then from out of the depths a jewish troll named nate exploded onto the scene. He took them to paris on his plane built entirely out of reindeer testicles and fisted them all to multiple squrting orgasams on the way. He saved the semen for a later date, to make cocktails for the drunken parisian socalites he so loved to entertain. When they reached the hypersexual paris nude beaches they exploded into fuscha and muave flames of pure anal cocklust. They cornholed every man in the place, as well as every woman, as an afterthought. After this AIDS riddled semen-circus, they were all sitting on the beach smoking crack out of a jagged lightbulb and soothing their raw blood cocks/assholes with raw whale blubber and talcum powder, they decided to start a band. They knew it would be difficult to create a sound gay enough to turn all of mankind into buttfucking homosexual communists, so they would have to work hard. As hard as a rock solid raging Unicorn boner in the raindow light of rectal eternity. As hard as CJ's sweet little nips when nate professed his undying love for him in the pale moonlight. So they stole some instruments from longtime freinds KORN and LIMP BIZKIT, and got to work in a serious manner.

TLM WAS BORN!
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Member Since: 11/10/2005
Band Members:GRANDPA KNEEL--- The leader and real creatvie force of the band, he totaly rocks hard and long. He's not gay. Really.

CRACK JACK-penises, drums, hell bent fot leather... and penis.

DIRTY MAX(Pee-King Duck)- Bass, vocals, Totaly Gay, loves the cock more than life itself

NECRO NATE(Excelsior)- Subserviant Guitar, gay leopard print pants with shit stained loitus. Jewish.

MIKE HELL - Lead guitar wankery and vocal BSDM, penile inplant explosion, burtal bloody hemmoroids of death.

Dear diary, another day has gone by and i still cant find the words to tell neil how much i love him. sure, i drop hints constantly, bending over in front of him, making sure he gets a good view of my willing, eager ass, "accidentally" spilling cold water on my chest, so he can see my perky nipples staring at him as longingly as my eyes. but he just seems not to notice day after day. i just want to drag him to bed and drain every ounce of semen from his rediculously large penis, and then cuddle gently with him as he showers me with his endless fortune of knowlage. im quite sure neil knows everything. and he is oh so strong. he can certainly kick cjs and my ass at the same time. i find myself worrying that if i do get in bed with him, he'll be disgusted by my incredibly used up stretched out asshole. maybe i'll get ass repair surgery, so i can be nice and tight for him. but anyway, i just wanted to say how incredibly gay i am, and how much i like to be the woman every time i have gay butt sex. which is about every day, and with a different guy every time, sometimes with 5 or 6 guys at once. yup, thats me michael carfagna..

Yours Truely,

Mike Hell
Influences: Mostly these guys here... they're what really made us want to play music in the first place

MANOWAR,JUDAS PRIEST,DEVO,CLIT RIPPER,SKATE BOARDING,BEER,GANG GREEN,MERCYFUL FATE, SHARING MASS GRAVES,DRI,SLAYER,YOUR MOM DURING SEX.
Sounds Like: The delicate caress of a bloated and fully engoreged cockhead softly penetrating a puckered dog's anus for the very first time.
Record Label: Death Whore

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