formed in 2003 with Scott Loy playing bass Justin Meyer drums and Captin' Cheese Curls playing Guitar and making whiny noises with his mouth to intentionally ruin songs.
The three 17 yr olds knowing little to nothing about thrash or whatever it was they thought they were doing began playing in basements recreation centers and barns all throughout Huber Heights Ohio. It was at these shows that the boys would find their true calling... fucking up songs.
After a few short months Justin Meyer left the band to further his career at
McDonalds and he was replaced by Justin Edwards a ugly red headed kid that enjoyed schmirnoff and metallica. With Justin Edwards on drums the three explored their instruments and some say even learned how to play them (except scott loy an already well rounded funk bassist with an extreme love for Yes and Rush)
After a few demos they finally made their way out of Huber Heights and into the shitty Dayton bar scene. Somewhere around this time Edwards and Captain Cheese Curls found a hobby in under age drinking and frequently found problems at bars like Elbows and up in Troy Ohio the Brewery. After 3 demos
("None More Lame" "The Worst Of..." and "2k5 Fucking Sucks" ) Scott Loy was dismissed for his talents and Justin and Curls worked relentlessly in a little trash filled garage in a house called Falkland. There the two figured out how to make blast beats and write somewhat enticing riffs and tried real hard not to fuck it all up.
It was around this time that the two were harassed daily by a whiskey totin' swoopy dude named Swoopy thus given for a hairstyle... the hairstyle. After much persuasion and lots of wastedness. Swoopy was in there with his bass.
They played a few more botched shows around Ohio and were confronted with a deal to press some vinyl
the vinyl thing was a flop jerred left Curls and Justin did a 4 day tour thing with a new singer named Horace the fart monster. The laft show was in January 2007 with Coke Bust. It ended in mean words and flower.
if you are interested in obtaining DMA stuffs
please contact me via this spacehttp://www.myspace.com/bryanrulesfartalso if perhaps you have ordered vinyl or anything and have not received your records please PLEASE CONTACT US!!!!!!maybe we'll get back together who knows
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