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FONDLECORPSE

Total fucking war!

About Me


We are a band of pissed off fucks betrayed once too many times, soon we will start gigs only to kick people in the fucking face, we hate everything and people in general are twofaced fucking cocksuckers. Our album is nearing completion and is a total fuck you to everybody we hate which is in truth about everybody. Get the fuck out and die. If your one of the betrayed join us on our crusade to exterminte the weak, the lying scum, the feebleminded losers. Its time for everybody TO DIE!!! trust none since people will let you down always thats why we crusade with our creature legion creatures don't lie. Also the people who fucked us over don't bother trying to get into contact with us again, you are ERASED. Get the fuck out of our sight and never come back if you do we will kick your teeth in. We are a bunch ofn nihilist assholes anyways what the fuck do we care! Fuck off vermin!
Also we ARE Oldschool Deathmetal!!! if you cant grasp this concept fuck off if you don't know what the oldschool values are fuck off.
Get it at Dark Forrest Productions, includes us doing the cover "sacrificial zombie"

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/3/2004
Band Website: fondlecorpse.nl
Band Members: Sly the Goregnome - vocals
Mathijs - on Bass
Bas - on Guitar
Ronald - on Drums
Robert - Session Drums
Krite - Security / Manager
Influences: Impetigo, Autopsy, Carcass, Boltthrower, Dissect, Misfits, every aspect of Gore/ horror/ Splatter/ Slasher/ Exploitation/80’s cartoons and series, and a healthy dose of Pornstuffs, The good things in life!!! get ready for the attack of couch potatoe gore!!!!!!
Sounds Like: I dunno probably a bad b-movie soundtrack to the absurd

Fuck humans,
creatures shall rule the planet

Get ready for global human termination!
Record Label: Razorback records / Oakking rex / Posercrusher rex
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

Our Bro Zornow Interviewed in Destroy the Brain Podcast

Check it out at http://www.destroythebrainonline.com/ and find out about his new projects and hell go check out his page for newly updated sick ass art! at Jeff Zornow Must Be Destroyed!  ch...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 11:20:00 PST

Cardiac Arrest - Cadaverous Presence CD out now

Yes this masterpiece of an album has just been released and fucking kills, 13 songs of sick oldschool horror worshipping metal wrapped in an awesome package of putrid art!! to me this is already the a...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Fri, 02 May 2008 07:08:00 PST

Interview in unboundzine

Unboundzine interviewed our sorry asses for a long interview and a review check it at: http://www.unboundzine.com/fondlecorpse.html other review in Tartareandesire at: http://www.tartareandesire.com/r...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 11:29:00 PST

Fondlecorpse to play on Repulsion tribute CD/LP

We got asked by FDA Renkotz to be on the tribute CD/LP for Repulsion, we have already started practising with Ronald the live drummer and will do the song "Crypt of Terror", why do one of the establis...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 12:35:00 PST

Fondlecorpse is now a full band!

The rumour has been going for a while now and its true we are a full band, we have joined forces with Ronald van Kleef on drums and are talking to a second guitarist to finish off the live line-up of ...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:04:00 PST

Our bro Adam Geyer Finishes his sketchbook!

Taken from adam geyers website Go here Sketchbook is done and will be available soon. The sketchbook I called SPLINTERS, as in meaning each piece of art is a small sharp sliver broken off of me. Som...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 02:03:00 PST

Creaturegore recording dates set

After a long period of silence finally some news, we have been working hard on this album behind the scenes and frankly after all the setbacks we decided to fall off the face of the earth a bit till w...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 01:33:00 PST

Bas joins Supreme pain

Just before the recordings of the CD Cadaver Pleasures Supreme Pain Welcomes Bas Brussaard of Fondlecorpse as second guitarist. At first Bas would only play a couple of solo's but it turned out that b...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:48:00 PST

NEW BLOOD FREAK, FONDLECORPSE, CRYPTICUS t-shirts!

Razorback Records has struck a deal with the mighty WARLORD CLOTHING from California and now has 6 killer new t-shirts available exclusively through them! http://www.warlordclothing.comThese are high ...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:18:00 PST

The Impetigo Reunion Show and other adventures

The Impetigo Reunion Show So there i was a week ago, Impetigo was gonna play in the city where my woman lives also many old friends ive known for years but never met yet also coming to the fest, what ...
Posted by FONDLECORPSE on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 11:49:00 PST