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TWIST ENDING

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In June of 2008, a freak accident occured at "666 Video", a local cult B-movie rental store that was one of the last of its kind. It carried almost every out of print horror, action, and exploitation film that ever existed and survived for almost 3 decades. The store had burnt to the ground with every movie and item virtually destroyed. The authorities said it was faulty wiring that caused the accident, but we know the REAL story...
What people never knew about "666 Video", was that it held bizarre rituals in the basement every weekend by 4 people obsessed with watching every sleazy and obscure movie in the world, along with trying to bring to life the mythical goddess of violence, "Psychotronica"...a blood crazed, vengeance-driven, insane woman who was worshipped beyond obsession! She held the key to cinematic immortality and would see that these 4 maniacs would fulfill their quest to obtain every single horror and cult film in the world! What these fools did not know, was that they would have to DIE for her to live! They chanted the words from their bible, "Nightmare USA", on a full-moon at midnight...and "Psychotronica" appeared in a blurry and faded image....but not strong enough to summon her fully. With her laser-shooting eyes, she blasted the insides of the video store, turning everything into a giant ball of flame and fire, instantly killing the 4 film-obsessed freaks and turning them into charred skeletons and then dust! But...when the melted piles of videos, DVD's, film reels and posters joined with the remains, "Psychotronica" finally emerged in human form from the puddle of slime! She was now on Earth to spread chaos to all and begin her revenge on a world where so-called "horror" films had gone commercial and everything that was once sacred was ruined by the fakes and wimps who used horror as only an "image"! But she could not do this alone...she needed an army...something that could help her spread her message of horror obsessed violence, in musical form, no less! So out of the ashes the 4 bastards of exploitation worship were REBORN into musicians of ripping and shredding METAL! They took the name TWIST ENDING, and were armed with a monster VCR that could attack wimps and nu-horror loving sellout posers and also help them summon "Psychotronica" whenever they wanted to! Lunatic Lasse, Slasher Dave, Mike Omega, and Billy Goreshriek are ready to begin their war and attack!
TWIST ENDING is here to show everybody what REAL underground and extreme METAL is all about, with NO rules and NO laws, with nothing but the most insane obsession with exploitation cinema ever known! This is how it begins...

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Music:

Member Since: 09/06/2008
Band Members: Lunatic Lasse - lead vocals/bass
Slasher Dave - guitar
Mike Omega - drums
Billy Goreshriek - vocals

Influences: FUCK BANDS!
WE ARE HORROR NERDS!

Violent Action & Revenge films,
Post-Apocalyptic sci-fi,
Obscure B-grade 80's horror,
Women-in-Prison exploitation,
Monster and 70's trash,
and good old-fashioned Sex and
Violence!

Sounds Like: THE VCR MONSTER EATING BLOCKBUSTER!!!
Record Label: RAZORBACK RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

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Huge news about TWIST ENDING!

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Posted by on Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:54:00 GMT

new song "DEMONWARP"

take a listen and let us know what you think!
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 08:18:00 GMT

TWIST ENDING

why are you reading this?
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 01:28:00 GMT