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About Me

Hey there. Name's Big Sid, and I'm lookin' for loooove.I was a truck driver for a while, until they pulled me out on disability. I wanted to be a mall Santa after that, but despite what they tell you in the movies, nobody is gonna hire a fella with multiple felony convictions to work with kids. These days I just stay at home, eatin' cheetoes and lookin' at porn, paid for with good ol' American welfare checks. God Bless that FDR.

My Interests

porn, food, food porn, true stories of alien abductions

I'd like to meet:

Someone who'll love me for who I am and not judge me by my size, criminal record, or poor personal hygeine.

Music:

bob

I'm gonna be the new bass player, just soon as the FBI takes off this here ankle bracelet.

Movies:

Star Trek, Star Trek II, Star Trek III, Star Trek IV, Star Trek V, Star Trek VI, Star Trek First Contact, Star Trek Generations, Star Trek Nemesis

Television:

Star Trek, Star Trek the Next Generation, Star Trek Deep Space Nine, Star Trek Voyager, Enterprise

Books:

I hate them things. Too damn hard to figgure out.

Heroes:

The Hamburgerlar, Colonel Sanders, Dave, Wendy (I'd hit that shit.)

My Blog

I GOT THE CLEP

I shore hope everone had 'emselves a lotta fun on Christmas. I just hadta warn ya'll 'bout somethin I found out about this past weekend, somethin that really complicated m' life a whole lo...
Posted by Big Sid the Trekker on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:07:00 PST

APPLICATION FER SOME LOVIN'

I would like to have sexual relations wi' each an' ever one o' yew. Really, I would.But ya see, thare's only so much love Big Sid can give, even with the help o' alla 'em erection pills and transexual...
Posted by Big Sid the Trekker on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 07:46:00 PST

NOTE TO ALL YOU UNDERAGERS

One o' the conditions o' Big Sid's parole is 'at he ain't sposta have no more contacts wi' underagers. Ya'll want yer pal Big Sid sent back to the clink? If yer an underager, DO NOT TRY TO...
Posted by Big Sid the Trekker on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 02:13:00 PST

GODDAMN TERRESTRIAL FOREIGNERS

So I thought I'd order m'self a couple o' pizzas from the local Pizza Hut. You know how they always have all 'em specials an' whatnot. So the spic shows up at my door with the pizzas and t...
Posted by Big Sid the Trekker on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:44:00 PST

NEW COM-LINK

HOT DAMN!! Big Sid gone an' get himself an AIM account! bigsidthetrekker
Posted by Big Sid the Trekker on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST