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About Me

Untill I was 17 they used to call me "Drugs" people got me mixed up with uncle Jimbo and I s always slipn' around the woods so folk a started a calln' me snake.I got burned up when Is' just a boy in a forest fire. The law said it was a started by an ol' moonshine still left unatended by some ol' boy? I love all kinds of stuff, I grew up in the woods of TN and I can kill a bear wif my 2 hands. I only get out once in a wile. I love haircuts and baths and stuff that makes me feel new. My friend Randy help me set this up and He said I should be getting the hot chicks in no time. I realy wish to meat a girl wif to good eyes and some hair. I spent alota time thinkn bout stuff If you gota have my baby then thats ok we will let it over at my grannys house untill tuesdy or mabey thursdy. I got all my shots and like to jus go to parks and out to the edge of the woods and watch what folks is doin. I guess you could call me normal ol guy .Randy says I will be a good father someday. I like puters and tha infernet perty good.I will like to make best friends wicha and maybe we might git to see'n more of eachother. This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

I love haircutts and baths and things that make me feel new

I'd like to meet:

A girl who will love me for who I am, Also you will have to get along with my wife. I keep two hookers that my wife dosen't know about. This means to be my girl you will have to be verry trustfull and never cheat on me. I will only take you if you pay me $20,000 dollars and not a penny less. Take the quiz:
what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)

xtc.
you are xtc.amazing, wild, sexy and young.

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Music:

I like all of Journey and stix

Movies:

I have not ben in one but Randy said that as soon as i get my picture on hear then People will want to make movies with me

Television:

I was on TV once. some car was a driving in my part of the woods and thought I s a bigfoot ?

Books:

I was booked once for breaking into a shed. I had lived ther for 3 years and did not know no beter

Heroes:

Randel, Philip, Mikey Morison Tracey Briggs and Loyd Morgan from Booger Hollar

My Blog

O' Baercat got a hold of me...

I seen me one 'em barcat critters once. I stood 'er a strarn' at 'em and he's a starn' at me. Musta ben an hour or so passed when all a suden he let out a yelp. I hollerd up to the house "mawmaw I see...
Posted by snake on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 07:27:00 PST

I will be a ninja soon.

When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please." The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshi...
Posted by snake on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 03:01:00 PST

MY COOTER SMELLS

MY COOTER SMELLS! IT STARTED AS JUST AN ITCH AND KNOW IT SMELLS LIKE POTTED MEAT? ANYONE HAVE A HELPFULL PIECE OF ADDVICE I SURE COULD USE SOME
Posted by snake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST