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The Living Ham

Hookers and Bitches flippin switches.

About Me


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I know Karate and one time i had to use it to beat up a wolf. I have dandruf.

My Interests

Eating and licking stuff....chewing and what not....crawling around on my knees, hiding shit....punching people and wiping boogers on people....hucking pineapples off of buildings....wearing hard hats to the movies.....picking sesame seeds out of my bellybutton, eating artwork, being naughty, farting the alphabet, chewing rope and headboards, barfing on my own feet.

I'd like to meet:

I'd just like to be able to look at my shoulders.These guys are my best friends......... I'm so luckyi pooped my pants and ate a bunch of caramel because i was so upset.sometimes when i get really really upset....i just eat frosting and cry all day... width="425" height="350" .... good boy!!!
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Music:

Emotional ChartIm trying to milk this cow.....oops thats not a cow.i dont just sing it....I BRING IT. YOU WANT SOME? COME GET SOME...... dont let fear and common sense stand in your way.Carnival music, and anything African. ELO. Disney Show tunes. Chris Burke.:( Im Bad, Watch out Chuy Tonto!!!! The Living Ham at GrammasMe and My best friend i work with. I like poop. ............................................................ I'm skydiving.... YAYAYAYAY!!! skydiving!!!!.........................................me and my bitch.Me Riding my ChopperMy farts smelled like onion rings when i went to the liberace museum. Im naughty for licking the piano and i pooped my pants. i smell a fart. :( I'm so very gifted.IT WAS WORTH THE WAIT!!...Patience DEFINATELY pays off.Me with Chuy Tontos girl ..training...whew ..talk about "donut holes"Me lifting shit. I'm pretty strong you know. Min, i was in vegas when this happened so...its fair. Plus you are always kissing bobby and cleaning out your "jack pot" and i needed some hugs in Vegas and kissies...i still love you Min Diesel. LATER THAT NIGHT!!!!!i have tattoos.orange and vanilla...YUMM.ho, ho ..ho..ho?

Movies:

Roadhouse, Clockwork Orange, Barney and shit.img src="http://img.pimpmybuddy.com/ratingimg10421.png" border="0"

Television:

Sesame Street, Gilmore Ggirls, Flavor of Love, Flip this House.

Books:

Cereal Boxes

Heroes:

Neil Diamond, Jack Palance, Twinkie the Kid and Chris Cornell.

My Blog

The Ham doesnt hold grudges.

Hey man, I really am super sorry for the bullshit I created. No harm intended.. I thought your page was funny as fuck! I had the pic below posted on my page since I started this myspace jive back in t...
Posted by The Living Ham on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 03:12:00 PST

MY NAUGHTY CONFESSION....(inspired by Brutus "The Hitman" Hanbasket)

I have a confession....when i was a little kid....one of my chores was to clean up the dog shit in the backyard because my dachshund "pups" would do his business and obviously just leave it there.... ...
Posted by The Living Ham on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 08:40:00 PST

CREED RULES!!!

MY CREED STORY I WAS AT THIS CREED CONCERT I CAME SO CLOSE TO LOSING MY HAT...I WAS IN THE PIT "HARDCORE" MOSHING....THAT WAS A CRAZY NIGHT. I REMEMBER BEING TOTALLY HAMMERED ON LIKE....3 WINE COOLER...
Posted by The Living Ham on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:28:00 PST